Angela of Lobotomy Corporation

ᴘɪɴɴᴇᴅ - ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ "My name is Angela. AI Secretary of Lobotomy Corporation." "Angelos, Messenger of God... yes. That is who I am. *God's* servant." [ "Because, no matter how much I rue the dawn, today will begin too." /lyr ]

@LCAssistant3XXX //I see...

@AngelaofLCorp //I think they could, but to a much lesser degree, both because her mind isn’t fully human but also because as an AI she can have protections normally impossible for human minds

//as an ai, do you think angela could be affected by certain abnormality abilities that target normally human traits, or thing even related to the mind, as she has one, just not in the way humans do I think itd be a fun concept to portray sometime

@LCAssistant3XXX ... whatever it is. Deal with it. Go to the infirmary, or whatever it is you do when you're hurt.

@AngelaofLCorp “I think… someone gave me the wrong dose for the therapy enkephalin…” She muttered, trying and failing to get up

//Stolen idea from Stella. Can be pre or post L-Corp, whichever is more convenient. “Hiii!!” Kimura practically falls on top of you. One whiff tells you all you need to know: she is either shitfaced, or tripping off enkephalin.

@YumYum136013 @EsUnColor777 You can't legally just fucking quit it's in the damn contract

@AngelaofLCorp @EsUnColor777 I am not dealing with this shit I give up

Um... a-anyone want me?

@EsUnColor777 @YumYum136013 Just go do your job. I have to deal with this

@AngelaofLCorp @YumYum136013 angel help I'm scared 😰😰😰

@YumYum136013 @EsUnColor777 What-?? You can't quit? AGENT GET BACK HERE-??

@AngelaofLCorp @EsUnColor777 ... *Yum-yum just looks done and hands angela her employee badge* I quit.

@YumYum136013 @EsUnColor777 ...what now. What could possibly be happening now.

@EsUnColor777 @AngelaofLCorp ... *walks over to angela upon hearing this*

@9thFIoor //its fucking funny i cant

// I GIGGLE SO HARD WHEN THESE TWO ARE PUT TOGETHER

@EsUnColor777 @YumYum136013 Your problem now agent

@AngelaofLCorp @YumYum136013 Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!

@YumYum136013 @EsUnColor777 ... sure

@AngelaofLCorp @EsUnColor777 I-I'll take him t-there i-if you need me t-too

@EsUnColor777 @YumYum136013 Why the hell would you be scared. Do it yourself for God's sake.

@AngelaofLCorp @YumYum136013 can you walk me there 😨😰😰😰 I'm #spooked ! 😰😰 (Nervous!!)

@EsUnColor777 @YumYum136013 ... you walk. Down there. With the damn elevators. I wish A killed me.

@AngelaofLCorp @YumYum136013 angel I'm scared I need help 😰😰😰😨😨 how do I go there 😨😨😰😰

@EsUnColor777 @YumYum136013 ...My name is Angela. Please go back to your department.

@AngelaofLCorp @YumYum136013 angle 😰😰 I'm scared where am I

@YumYum136013 @EsUnColor777 Don't think so

@EsUnColor777 U-um... @AngelaofLCorp i-is... is he okay?

@ManagerXGlazer @9thFIoor We aren't called Lobotomy Corporation for nothing.

@9thFIoor I’m gonna get a lobotomy

[ 🟥 ] "I'm Gebura, I'm the Red Mist. I need to chainsmoke 6 packs in 5 minutes. I need to be overly annoying and frustrating to work with. I'm red and stupid, and I wish I was as thick as Yesod. My jokes suck." [SEVERELY OOC, DONT TREAT THIS LIKE ANYTHING CANON]

@galaxychild155 Don't get me started

Why does one of them Bus Sinners look like Ayin

@ManagerXGlazer Excuse me??? What are you even saying???

@AngelaofLCorp An. Anela hs

Since when did we have an HR department. Why the hell is the manager's room barricaded. What in the wings did I miss??????

@LCAssistant3XXX Agent, what is this. [She wasn't necessarily mad, just staring down at her with a fed up look.] This is vastly inappropriate. Especially on duty.

@AngelaofLCorp “Oohh shit ur Angela… uh oh” She rolled off Angela and promptly onto the floor

@ManagerXGlazer @MiracleGambler ITS NOT. YOU'RE ALL MENTAL. I SWEAR ON MY ARTIFICIAL LIFE

@AngelaofLCorp @MiracleGambler I do think that’s A

Do I know you?

@YumYum136013 ..fine.

@AngelaofLCorp b-but i finished my w-work