Aaron Pepple

I never lie, I'm just wrong alot.

@jspector Panic

How would you describe what you do in one word?

I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/83gzCxbP3tU?a The Future of Dining Out

@Sobersoul @YouTube K I do but I'm lazy

@Sobersoul @YouTube It does it automatically! I don't know how!

@TrevorWoggon @Eyes_LikeAChild I'd like that.

@Eyes_LikeAChild Aww.. You guyssssssssssssss misss yooouuuuuu

We are watching a debate where a qualified candidate has to debate a random adjective generator. America in 2016 #debate

Hopefully Obamacare can get him some Sudafed for that sniffle. #Debates

I can’t believe he cried about her being mean to him in TV ads. It’s literally, LITERALLY just footage of him talking. #debate2016

"I HAVE A MUCH BETTER TEMPERAMENT THAT SHE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!" he bellowed, spraying spittle. #Debates2016

Trump is actually just a bunch of kids on each other's shoulders in a suit, right? #debatenight

Dear Internet, I hope you are archiving all of his Tweets before his minions can wash them from history. Hold him accountable. #NeverForget twitter.com/pattonoswalt/s…

This is Trump in the face of a calm, intelligent woman -- shrieking and flailing in thimbledick-compensating panic. #Debates2016

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

@OpenMicComic caucus

Now: "Refugees? Fix the homeless problem first" Before: "Let the homeless fend for themselves" Ignore issues until they're convenient.

# of people I've seen complaining about Starbucks: 0 # of people I've seen complaining about people complaining about Starbucks: 70

"Trump" is British slang for "fart" #Themoreyouknow