@tttygjoey @JumpsForJoyy durr, I’m just saying it wouldn’t be hard for Michael to find any doctor willing to go along with it. Michael did it to himself, unfortunately.
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A patient can’t order a doctor to give anesthesia to treat insomnia
Slonk@Pies_of_Lee
he hired a doctor and specifically ordered his dr to give him fucking anasthesia drips without any monitoring equipment and the dude was stupid enough to go along with with and mj ended up dying. not everything is a conspiracy
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@Daustjos @cinnamontoastk I was never mad, you’re the one malding because you can’t imagine the world not being as self indulged as you are lmao. Blue wins the poll every time, cope.
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@ArcaneMaster1 @cinnamontoastk this is statistically false,
most people are self indulged, they dont care what others think,
you are blatantly false, and if you where right then why are you mad people are picking red, since you think more people will pick blue then there is no reason for this discourse
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This red button/blue button discourse is wild.
100% red saves everyone no consequence
51% of blue saves everyone no consequence
51% red kills all of blue
but they frame it like its blues fault they had to kill them even though red is the only choice that causes anyone to die.
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@Daustjos @cinnamontoastk yeah man all of that doesn’t matter, if everybody alive today is teleported into a room and forced to make the vote, a larger amount will choose blue than red. This is because more people will want everyone to live than anyone die.
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@ArcaneMaster1 @cinnamontoastk wanna bet that, how many time sin the history of the world have we went to war
how many times have people been WILLING 100% TO KILL A RANDOM MAN FOR THE SAKE OF A RICH POLITICIAN,
bet your fucking life on this right now
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Arky just received an EXCLUSIVE FaZe hoodie from Banks. Signaling him possibly being the FIRST signing to FaZe Clan's NEW roster 🤯
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@Daustjos @cinnamontoastk most of the world would rather have everybody live than anyone die.
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@cinnamontoastk hi,
unlike you im not stupid, most of the world isnt suicidal and want to die like you do, so they will take the safest option
this is a MASSES VOTE, well over 50% will pick red reguadless, also you dont get to talk it out and explain it to them either
blue is suicide 100%
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@ericzone @thirdmetax you just sound like a chud loser Billy badass
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@thirdmetax I’ve spent all day making fun of Nick Fuentes…
Just wait until I start on this pathetic degenerate
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FaZe Banks says everything is “cooked” and most people aren’t ready for what’s coming
“You open up Twitter now and everything’s cooked politics is cooked crypto’s dead dating’s fried everyone’s an incel everyone’s a virgin it’s all fucked and AI is coming for your jobs your wives your kids”
“You need three things money attention or at minimum the understanding of attention and how that shit all works and the third thing is AI literacy these three things we believe are gonna hold value and likely increase in their value over the next five to 10 years”
“Shit could get dark if you’re a paralegal in your last semester of law school and you owe $400,000 in college debt and Claude does your job better than you and ChatGPT does your job better than you you are fucked my brother”
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@Crayzcapper @it_a_me_knowlzy you’ll live regardless, but the fact of the matter is people would definitely press blue. EVERYONE won’t press red, in order for NO ONE to die, ENOUGH people would have to vote blue, and there are more people that want everyone to live than give anyone a chance to die.
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@it_a_me_knowlzy So if less than 50% of people who hit one of the buttons hits the blue one, everyone who hits the blue one dies.
Red seems like a solid choice if you want to live without the fear of putting your fate into other people's hands.
GIF
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Is this some weird ass litmus test or something?
Everyone pressing red solves the whole thing I think?
Am I being punked?
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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@CrumpetTheFuck @shlummi @Revolucion077 @uncledoomer most definitely bro, if I’m clicking on a video and the premise is “guys build mansion only using sticks and mud” it’s dishonest to cut out the bits where we didn’t use sticks and mud.
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in the 2010s it was a huge youtube trend for people in very poor countries to obtain a smart phone and then make videos of them building something like this out of dirt in a time lapse. that cottage industry has been entirely collapsed by the introduction of AI videoslop
𓊝@HEAVYWASH_
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@SCHIZO_FREQ @PaulNemeth47454 buddy… there are millions of women, some of them ALSO have porn brain
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@PaulNemeth47454 Women don't stop being women because someone put them in a bank
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I hate this term because it’s almost always misused, but if the idea of a ‘powerful female CEO dominating and humiliating a man by talking about her “cannons” and shoving her feet in his mouth’ seems remotely believable to you, you are genuinely porn-brained
Daily Mail@DailyMail
Glamorous JP Morgan exec accused of turning married male broker into her office sex slave: Viagra spiking and litany of obscene forced acts that made him cry trib.al/BiXXCM0
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@ryan_towerrr @arttavana This is an Elon musk twitter change. I think for one reason or another this is a way of hacking human attention. And it’s REAL SHITTY!
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@arttavana vagueposters get the death penalty in a sane world
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Playboy deleted its entire online archive in 2019. Every column, interview, and profile that wasn’t in print—gone—if only I could tell you why (but I’m not allowed to).
lana schwartz@_lanabelle
the internet is forever unless you wrote an article for a website in 2015
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@RokoMijic @cremieuxrecueil you’re not even talking about the scenario anymore. this guy is literally not real, twitter blue bot ass bitch.
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You can't get 100% of people to not stick their finger in an electrical outlet either, doesn't mean I'm going to do it though.
Anyway, where did you get the idea that we should try to save everyone? That's an insane utility function. Life is full of tradeoffs. If you want to save literally every single person in the world you would set road speed limits to 1 mile per hour.
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JUST IN: OpenAI is reportedly developing a smartphone designed to "make apps obsolete" by replacing them with AI agents.
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I keep seeing everyone glazing Dishonored, but I've never actually played it. Is it really THAT good of a game??
Bel@itsmebelb
This game has so much sauce man🤤
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@Peekaboo_69420 @rnewton7777 people who press red hold no regards for others and have no belief in their fellow man, the other side has no qualm as to them saving everyone is the moral obvious choice. Consistently blue wins because it IS the obvious answer, more people want everyone to live than anyone die.
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@rnewton7777 Nah if everyone presses red we don’t have a problem. Basic logic question.
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@thepiranha @DramaAlert is making shitty music videos your hobby or?
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@DramaAlert Was it one of his victims who was upset that they swept his accusations under the rug?
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@carlosfms2001 @iamfromthat @muhammedjXCIX @hlovo_ there are people who walk into the store and know that it’s called “Michael Kors” where they sell handbags. And that’s as far as they care to know.
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@ArcaneMaster1 @iamfromthat @muhammedjXCIX @hlovo_ But you know that he was a very famous designer the momento you even set foot on the store
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I’m closer in fame to LeBron than LeBron is to Michael.
Keep in mind that nobody knows me.
99@passthechill
How big is the gap in fame between say a lebron James and Michael Jackson
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@carlosfms2001 @iamfromthat @muhammedjXCIX @hlovo_ just like people buy Michael Kors and Calvin Klein without giving a damn who they are people are definitely doing the same with Jordans.
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@ArcaneMaster1 @iamfromthat @muhammedjXCIX @hlovo_ Nobody is buying a Jordan pair without knowing who he is or at least that he was a ball player. Jordan brand is huge
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