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@hecncfixme I take off my robe and wizard hat...

sexting is becoming a lost art form and i hate that

@yuckyq Dibs.

everytime i get a hate comment i read it out loud while i remove a fingernail

@SkinnyTuna Wittle kissypoo.

how did two helicopters collide in mid air how does that happen. is that a thing. what

@goblincub That's sick.

My favorite views of 🇯🇵

Art galleries need a JO room for when a lil tiddy's showing.

@slayxqueenxttv The community is so ass. You post an actual shitty bug/mechanic and people are trying to mock you for wanting a 4k. Like... you're the Killer... yes! You want to kill!!!!

that has to be the biggest bullshit known to mankind, i literally just played around because i felt we had fun chases xdd but WHAT

@Absolunar That's a diaper bag you door wanna be digging in.

Stop. Digging.

I hope to retain even just a fraction of his enthusiasm for anal at that age.

listen:

@Pretentiousfoid I'm cranking it to the sexy mannequins.

Victoria’s Secret is literally a lingerie store for ADULTS, what are we on about

@cavempty_ Bro... one patty? :/

something to take the edge off

Me to girl with bladder-holding kink.

@1fenlon Unironically, magnesium. Magnesium-glycinate works well. Avoid Citrate as that can have a strong laxative effect.

how to deal with not thinking clearly last 7-8 years

@swagmasterx6000 @A103820 Is it the humiliation kink, the paying part, or him playing League of Legends?

@A103820 EW WHAT IS THIS

I hate being a dude

@goblincub "Oh noouuu my smooth bwain. No winkles pweeease." Get real, bozo.

they don’t know….

@shrimpbizkt I'm "cha-cha"ing as smooth as I can but it's not helping.

people who think cyclops ult needs to be nerfed could learn something from the lyrics of the cha cha slide

Showing up to the gimp party in my full denim gimpsuit.

@OkayValve I don't think he can even wear hats anymore??

WHY DID MY HAT GO THROUGH JFK????

@blairvira The elevator one is superb.

liminal space / backrooms vibes photos i took at a dead mall this week 📸

@sniperrii Oh so you're friends with the shadow people? Curious.

my best friend :3