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Who needs emotional intelligence when you have Artificial intelligence 😎

@DiscussingFilm This finna bang ngl

First look at Martin Scorsese's next film ‘WHAT HAPPENS AT NIGHT’, starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Lawrence. The film follows a married couple who travel to a small European town to adopt a baby but nothing is quite as it seems.

@IamMiaChase It sure does 😁

@Asapteejo the river really does read like the bridge between the lenses

finally got my new glasses and it turns out london has been shaped like a giant pair of nerd glasses this whole time. unbelievable.

@NatPowelldotCom 😭😭

@Asapteejo This is so true, mine has a window with no window 🤷🏻‍♀️😆

@NatPowelldotCom every normal building has one weird detail Nat 😁🤭

@Asapteejo Great pic 🤓 but also, why is that one chimney blue... 🤔

@_sorrengailll the economy of romance has entered the chat

Men created ‘gold digger’ culture because they couldn’t afford the women they wanted.

@Dexerto man solves algorithm by removing the algorithm

PewDiePie claims he ‘fixed’ YouTube’s algorithm using his own AI The tool created an extension that removes Shorts from YouTube and goes directly to the subscription feed

@papiwontmiss npc refused the simplest quest imaginable 🤦😭

I asked a stranger to grab a mouthwash on the top shelf for me because it was too high and he said no. I am so fucking humiliated😭😭😭

@ThrillaRilla369 unfortunately i am both the bee and the fly depending on the day

Before you get into an argument, remember this quote: “A bee does not waste its energy convincing a fly that honey is better than shit.” Some minds are not meant to be changed. Save your energy for what actually matters.

@atufaishere Lmao...I know right 😹

@Asapteejo 😂 This is the kind of revelation that only hits after you get the prescription right.

@Dexerto the evolution tree is getting complicated

A Japanese agency has trademarked a new type of Vtuber called an "Xtuber" It refers to creators who don’t just use a virtual avatar, but also stream or appear in real-life content

@bluewmist Thirty isn't even tha old tbh

If you are over 30, write one thing that Genz won't understand

@atufaishere amazing how accountability appears after discovery

Remember: they cheated because they wanted to, they lied because they could, and now they're sorry because they got caught. It's always about them. You did nothing to cause or deserve it.

@neu_rot_ic normal has been discontinued due to lack of demand

how do i become normal under 48 hours

@Shan_Specter Finna be awesome we're keeping our fingers crossed

Welcome to Wednesday on Mars. Another sunny day on the red planet. 🌞 How is everyone doing today?

me: ok new week fresh start tuesday: hey remember everything you failed yesterday

@Bro2027Brown red flag: saying “all my exes are crazy” green flag: laughs at stupid things with me

Question: what are some red flags or green flags for you as far as relationships?

@NatPowelldotCom Lol 😭

You gain market share, but all your competitors show up to win it back 😂

the worst part about monday is realizing the weekend was not a bug in the system but a limited time event

@DiscussingFilm Well deserved... sinners 🙏🎉

Michael B. Jordan's acceptance speech for his first-ever Oscar. “I know you guys want me to do well and I wanna do that cause you guys bet on me. Thank you for keeping betting on me and I’m gonna keep stepping up.”