Pigeon Forge Timeshare Realtors Assn

@julie78787 @MirabelTweets1 We think you mean sworn at.

@MirabelTweets1 If someone doesn’t provide #ProofOfLife soon, JD Vance is going to have to be sworn in as the 48th president.

My prediction: They’re going to concoct a lie that Trump is suddenly at death’s door 1. To gain sympathy 2. As an excuse for JD Vance to off ramp the Iran war fiasco

@cutest_animal1 Looks like you ordered the KPop Demon Hunters Meal

マック頼んだらリスが先にポテト食べてた …

@JordynY74042253 No, the Reds are playing right now.

Easter is another PAGAN HOLIDAY

@TiffanyFong 💯

pepsi is gay

@peta Actually, we're having it for dinner at all of our timeshare developments. All-you-can eat buffets. Then we're just going to throw away the leftovers.

Sorry kids, the #Easter bunny isn’t coming, she’s being tortured in a laboratory 💉🩸🐰💔

@emilyetaylor23 The thought of Geno Auriemma getting his ass kicked by Dawn Staley by the monkey bars after school.

What brought you joy today? ☀️

@SteveDonoghue18 @tirdicus @2manyjoshes Stew, the Coach for Michigan is appealing a fragrant fowl and yore blathering is interrupting everyone's thought processes.

@tirdicus @2manyjoshes I don't see them everywhere. I see them in the Epstein files, where this one appears 981,000 times. If somebody you didn't worship appeared even 3 times, you'd have "pedophile" spray-painted on their garage. But if it's your god, you're blind.

The libtards are going to be so mad when President Trump shows up for work in the morning with no references to Walter Reed.

@ItsMark_CZ @TranBelcamino @AngelaBelcamino Mack, if you don't understand that being hot has everything to do with everything, then yore obviously not hot. Sad.

@TranBelcamino @AngelaBelcamino What has that got to do with what I said? I’ll give you a hint…… absolutely nothing.

If you’re hoping the President of the United States, Donald Trump, was rushed to Walter Reed with serious health issues… You’re everything wrong with everything.

@julie78787 You can do better than Salt Lick. How about Leroy & Lewis?

As required by Texas law. All citizens of Texas, wherever domiciled are required to spread the truth about brisket: there is one true brisket and it comes from Texas. Amen.

@3YearLetterman @Meghan_Ottolini Break out the vintage 2013 edition, Coach; this chick's got class.

@Meghan_Ottolini If you saw me roar by in my panty-dropping 2020 Taurus with a bald eagle hood ornament and American flag spoiler, you’d think differently

The intentionally loud car thing is inexplicable to me, and extremely annoying. Never, not once, has a woman heard that as an aphrodisiac

@SoveyX It's all Asian women. One time we held a "Sino-Sign-A-Thon" Timeshare sales event for our Chinese friends and we had a free noodle and dim sum buffet. Despite tremendous sales, we lost $216,000 dollars that weekend.

Korean women are genetically superior… at eating insane amounts of food. She ate 20 burgers. 20… burgers…. This is Tzuyang, one of Korea’s most famous mukbang creators. Mukbang is basically an eating show, and she’s legendary for eating absurd amounts of food while looking like she weighs less than a kids meal. Five Guys is a brutal choice too. Their food is heavy, the toppings stack up fast, and the fries alone could humble the average person.

@wafflehouserfc @usmlr @SeawolvesRugby @OldGloryDC We take it back; you ARE qualified, Mr. Attorney General!

@usmlr @SeawolvesRugby @OldGloryDC The team with the most points at the end of the match will win this. Bookmark it! #MLR2026

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@_Ochiedike Is that Gob?

Jesus has risen. Atheists don't laugh, please.

@RealAstridWett Questionable soccer choices.

reasons to date an OF girl:  1.⁠ ⁠we don't take everything seriously  2.⁠ ⁠we always swallow  3.⁠ ⁠we're open to pretty much any fetish  4.⁠ ⁠we stay at home all day  5.⁠ ⁠we're hot  6.⁠ ⁠we pay for everything  7.⁠ ⁠have tons of outfits we can wear for you  8.⁠ we're ⁠always shaved  9.⁠ ⁠we’re always active 10.⁠ ⁠we can create content together 11.⁠ ⁠we’re not boring 12.⁠ ⁠we don’t get jealous 13.⁠ ⁠we can have a laugh 14.⁠ ⁠we always keep the house tidy (for content) like… why wouldn’t you date an OF girl??

@SVietnamRise Dammit! We never saw that third option coming!

@AssnForge Yes, it's bra.

The reinvasion of Vietnam will be much more popular than the original. I promise.

@BurtMacklin_FBI @BradWCAttorney @AlinaHabba Really, he's America's Attorney.

@AlinaHabba You are the greatest attorney to ever grace the courtroom. You should work with my attorney @BradWCAttorney.

Fake news.

@thedaywar90 She was sworn in on January 20, 2026. And it was the U.S. Constitution and the Declaration of Independence. You got a problem with that, Commie?

Democrat Mikie Sherrill just REFUSED to swear in as New Jersey Governor on the Bible… Instead, she chose a copy of the state constitution. Unreal.

@BreannaMorello That's just the liquor talking.

🚨REPORT🚨 Pete Hegseth’s top aide, Ricky Buria, has been spreading a story that he and Hegseth disguised themselves with hats and sunglasses to sneak out of a Ritz-Carlton hotel for a heavy drinking session involving nearly three bottles of Macallan whisky. The tale, which multiple sources describe as false and reckless, was reportedly planted as a ploy to identify leakers and stir drama within the Trump administration. This has fueled infighting and paranoia in the Pentagon, especially given Hegseth’s recent confirmation as Secretary of War and his public pledge to abstain from alcohol. The media attempted to lie during Hegseth’s confirmation process by claiming he had a drinking problem. SOURCE: NYP My sources have repeatedly told me Buria is and has always been problematic. During a media event, Buria is heard in an interview with @mattgaetz struggling to speak—he appeared to be slurring.

@Michellek4040 That's like asking if you'll like Italian food if you don't like Olive Garden.

Will I like the F1 movie if I don’t follow F1?

@klara_sjo Backup girl is just out of control. No wonder she rarely gets to sing lead.

It's time for your Daily DANG. This time, a duet.