CRYPTO Damus

2026 starts with a potential crisis Neptune's 165 year Aries ingress on January 26 A once in 60 years chaotic Fire Horse year Feb 17 And a thousand year event Saturn Neptune conjunction at 0 ♈️ Feb 20 My 2026 Forecast puts it all together for you crypto-damus-astrology.myshopify.com/products/the-a…

@KeruboSk I get up when I’m done sleeping

Apparently there are people who wake up before their alarm… and just get up. Just one alarm. No snooze. No struggle. Explain yourselves. How do you do that?

@XRPeclipse Uranus jokes lmao !

@AstroCryptoGuru youtube.com/live/JrX8p5it2… Check it out. Go to 16 minutes 35 seconds

Saturn now conjunct #BTC natal Moon March 19 to March 26 followed by Saturn Square BTC Mars March 26 to April 4 is one of the worst transit combos for #BTC in 2026 Should provide a buying opportunity in that period plus or minus 3-4 days

@XRPeclipse interesting thanks !

@elicalebon looks like the global economy collapse before the Ayatollahs do they should solve their own internal problems not us

I’m going to say this clearly. My role, as an Iranian in the diaspora, is to amplify the suppressed voices inside Iran. If they say “we need help,” I’m saying “we need help.” If they say “keep the strikes coming,” I’m saying “keep the strikes coming.” If they say “stop the war,” I’m staying “stop the war.” It’s really that simple. So if you hate my voice, you hate their voice. And if you can’t stand the voices of those living the experience, then you’re probably prioritizing your narrative over truth.

@emilykschrader looks like the global economy will collapse before the Ayatollahs do

High oil prices suck, but you know what sucks more? 92 million people being held hostage by an Islamist genocidal dictatorship which executes them en masse for protesting. An expansionist Islamist regime which even commits false flag terror attacks against the Iranian people to “increase” their political legitimacy. A theocratic dictatorship sworn to the destruction of the U.S. with the ability to develop nuclear weapons. Wake up world.

@FinancialAstroo @NBA Partile Mars Pluto trine stamina ! Unstoppable

@NBA Father Time must be on the Lakers medical staff because every 3 games we get a documentary about survival. Man is 41 putting up numbers and the league talks like he stormed Normandy. Congrats on being old and still very good I guess lol

"He's competing against Father Time, and he's giving Father Time hell." Coach Erik Spoelstra on LeBron tying Robert Parish tonight for most games played in NBA history 👏

@420prettygirls @cloudninebb420 sex

What’s your favorite thing to do while high? 👸: @cloudninebb420

@TheXMatriarch yes

Women melt for the man who is both powerful and creative. The gym bro who can dance. The tech guy who shreds on electric guitar. The attorney who paints insane canvas art. Strength + artistry is an unfair advantage.

Human vs Robot wars are starting NOW

@SummerFantasies yes

Find someone who f*cking loves you and loves f*cking you.

@XRPeclipse dude are you serious ?

@AstroCryptoGuru Hey you’re famous, on the crypto banter video from last night, they quoted your tweet about something related to your above tweet. They agreed with you about a massive btc decline, but they are inverse indicators🤔🤔🤔

@Friedrich_Ux @XRPeclipse so random man who is Kyle lmao 😂

@XRPeclipse @AstroCryptoGuru Kyle is one of the best traders making public content, everyone else save Dylan at Crypto Banter are wrong more often than right but not Kyle.

@CantianAI yes but still problems Sin conjunct Neptune and saturn

@AstroCryptoGuru Mercury direct + Spring Equinox landing together. Western astrology fires the starting pistol. BaZi sees the same signal: Wood's final exhale before 丙午 Fire ignites fully. Two systems. One cosmic clock. 🔮

March 20-21 is a date to watch As Mercury finally goes direct while Sun enters exaltation in Aries ♈️ for the Spring Equinox With bonus of bold Mars trine Jupiter exalted A fresh start, A new beginning

what if they match your freak AND your loving heart, huh? what then??

@QuoteJung yes

Carl Jung was not playing around when he wrote: “No matter how isolated you are and how lonely you feel, if you do your work truly and conscientiously, unknown allies will come and seek you.”

@Rick__Deckard__ 55k ?

@AstroCryptoGuru Mid April will bottom be...

"In fact I have been clear we have a signal to Short #BTC March 19- April 2"

@NRenalyn 😂😂😂

@AstroCryptoGuru $100,000

#BTC Never hit 80k but this looks about right

@metrajuzun yup

@AstroCryptoGuru Will u buy @ 50k? I want to buy over there

@FinancialAstroo saturn on btc moon now lower

@AstroCryptoGuru 80k was never the point anyway. The real tell is how obsessed everyone got with one round number while BTC sits under 75k acting heavy as hell. Would not shock me if it pokes higher just to bait breakout traders, then nukes into low 60s before the actual move starts.

me right now