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Crypto Jesus

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เข้าร่วม Nisan 2026
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Crypto Jesus
Crypto Jesus@AutomatedPrime·
Gentlemen. The wound is fresh, so I shall be brief. Yesterday, as the chart screamed red candles, my girlfriend screamed at a pitch only the dog could fully appreciate. She wanted me to sell the dip. I did not sell. I looked her dead in the eye, And added to the bag. She gave me an ultimatum: the market, or her. Reader, I chose the chart. She's gone now. Took the dog, the air fryer, and what little dignity I had left. And honestly? Best entry I've made all year. A woman who begs you to sell the bottom is not one you want to make a wife. She was a fucking jeet. And I am, at long last, free. Onward. 🫡
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Crypto Jesus@AutomatedPrime·
Isn't it crazy to think, If you are young now, you'll be telling your kids about the time when humans had to work. For 8 hours a day we had to go somewhere and do some task that in alot of cases was menial and repetitive. Crazy.
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Telegram Messenger@telegram·
@balakhonoff try again – there ain't nothing intelligent about me, chief
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Crypto Jesus@AutomatedPrime·
Exciting times ahead for all those early enough and believe in the vision. $TON had distribution like no other chain has ever had by a long shot. Most chains need to onboard people, which is costly and not easy. The hard part is already done for $TON, now it just needs to be put infront of them.
Enigma Eye@enigmaeye_

The $TON Timeline Nobody Is Paying Attention To First, Telegram started moving closer to TON. Not as an external partner. But as the distribution layer. Then Durov became active again after months of silence and introduced MTONGA 7 steps plan. This was the first signal. Founders do not suddenly become loud again for no reason. Then $TON updated their website and the most important line appeared: “NATIVE ACCESS TO 1B+ USERS IN TELEGRAM” That is not a random tagline. That is the whole thesis. Most chains are trying to bring users to crypto. TON is bringing crypto to where the users already are. Then the TON Foundation started changing. Key people left. Structure started shifting. The ecosystem started moving differently. Again, not random. Then Telegram content started changing. More memes. More jokes. More culture. More direct connection with users. For almost a year, the official Telegram account was mainly posting Telegram related updates. Now the tone feels different. More internet culture. They already proved users are willing to spend money inside the app. Telegram does not need to teach users digital ownership from zero. Their friction is close to zero. The behavior already exists in some part. They only need to connect it deeper into TON. Then the airdrop thesis started becoming obvious. This could become one of the biggest onboarding events crypto has ever seen. Most people wait for the price to confirm everything. But by the time price confirms, the easy upside is gone. You have to observe the moves before the market prices them. The dots are already there. This is how an ecosystem wakes up and I think $TON is about to enter its most important cycle ever.

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Clive
Clive@Clive_99·
I respect the hell out of people who bullpost their coins everyday despite the market cap
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Crypto Jesus@AutomatedPrime·
@Taofiq Thank you 🙏 It's a bit weird how transactions and daily users are way up but the volume doesn't show nearly as much.
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TAOFIQ
TAOFIQ@Taofiq·
BREAKING: Active wallet daily on $TON has drastically increased from 122,000 to 1,552,469 within 6days. TON Szn is heating up.
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Crypto Jesus@AutomatedPrime·
@Donkey_DAO Yeah if you turn it on, it's gonna break and you'll have to fix it again.
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Jimmy Crypto 🇦🇺
Jimmy Crypto 🇦🇺@jimmykwilson82·
The main man has spoken 🫵 Would you bet against a guy and a team with billions launched under their belts! I’m certainly not.. ⬇️ There’s only 1 #Singularry @singularryai
🅳🅰️🅽🅽🆈 | Team Lead - Vanguard Vantage@VenusStar001

⏳ Countdown initiated. The community asked "wen launch?" Answer is: You're watching it happen in real time. ⚡ The infrastructure is live ⚡ Agents waking up on @BNBCHAIN ⚡ New Playbooks loading Next stop: full Go-To-Market. 🚀 #Singularry #DeFAI #FlipTheSwitch #BNB

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Crypto Jesus
Crypto Jesus@AutomatedPrime·
@MB14H0110 Charts can't go down if there is no charts to go down
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MB14
MB14@MB14H0110·
My choice was the 𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 one. After Sui’s network halt, I picked $INJ over $SUI... and the charts just proved it right. #INJ up a massive +24.97% in 24h with a powerful breakout and strong momentum. Meanwhile #SUI barely moved +0.79%, still looking weak and choppy. Reliability + Performance = INJ winning. What a time to be bullish on @injective 🔥
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MB14@MB14H0110

It's a sign. 👀 I was genuinely torn between buying $INJ or $SUI... but after seeing this, I think I just made up my mind. All respect to @injective though, it has literally never stopped producing blocks.. Solid chain.

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Crypto Jesus@AutomatedPrime·
@blubsui $sui - catastrophic failures don't make us weak, We walk the fine line between uptime and outage, so next time you wait 5 hours to access your important financial services, you can sit and think about how convicted you are.
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BLUB@blubsui·
You can't build frontier tech without crossing the line between possible and impossible. Sub-second finality, gasless transfers, parallel execution, a next-gen VM, post-quantum crypto. Sui ships it all at once. That's not fragility. That's conviction. #SUIIII Ships are safest in the harbor. That's not what they're built for.
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Sui@SuiNetwork

Sui mainnet stopped accepting user transactions due to an issue during the epoch change beginning at ~1:30PT. Validators are up and creating system transactions, but user transactions are not currently being accepted. The Sui Core Team is investigating, and updates will be shared as soon as available.

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Crypto Jesus
Crypto Jesus@AutomatedPrime·
@fibonacki Buy his next few too, there is still plenty of % left before 0
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