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New analysis reveals renaming the Department of Defense to the Department of War will cost taxpayers up to $125 million.

@SFGiantsMemer @BlueJays @BlueJays_Giants Our #SFGnats couldn’t afford to get him back because of their commitment to the Epstein Ballroom.

@BlueJays @BlueJays_Giants Will the Dodgers be deferring their cash considerations to you?

OFFICIAL: We’ve traded INF Tyler Fitzgerald to the Dodgers in exchange for cash considerations.

@BBGreatMoments Mondesi

Some throws still live online for a reason. Ichiro's throw from right, Vlad Sr. from his knees, and Yasiel Puig in his prime were on another level. Who's the best raw arm ever?

@DaveMacLachlan1 Roxy

Only one stays...the rest are gone forever. Which one do you choose to stay?

@SleeperSFGiants Whaddya mean? Our #SFGnats prolific offense totaled two hits!

So let me get this straight: in Trump’s America, a guy can post a picture of seashells that spell out "8647” and get indicted for threatening, while a guy who fires a bullet in the head of a protester at point blank range gets a pass? What a fucked up country.

@BayAreaTrev You misspelled both "Gnats" and "amusing."

The Giants might be the most frustrating team of all time

@Coach_Yac Homer hack says what?

Duane Kuiper on Casey Schmitt: “He stopped chasing the slider away. He is really starting to mature and look like a big leaguer. And that’s great because right now you can’t take him out of the lineup— whether it’s at DH, spotting Devers at first or Chapman at third. You can’t take him out of the lineup. He has to play and what he’s done with the bat, he’s forced the Giants to make sure he plays. I’m like all other Giants fans, now I look forward to his at bats.” Kuiper confirmed that Casey will start in all 3 games against the Phillies via: @KNBR

@BayAreaTrev AA depth at best, considering he wasn’t good enough for our #SFGnats to keep him.

Get ready for Tyler Fitzgerald to become an absolute monster

@its_The_Dr That figures—MAGAts don’t get around much.

I have Been To 2. You?

@VintageRockN_85 None of the above

Who’s got the best Song between Yes, Supertramp & Jethro Tull?

@BayAreaTrev You misspelled “SCHITT.”

Elite duo nickname

@BayAreaTrev Devo's due for a blowup and suspension.

He’s due for a heater

@JohnSheaHey Ideally these homer hacks will lose their jobs with our #SFGnats.

@VintageRockN_85 None

What’s your fav Black Sabbath song?

@BayAreaTrev The Dodgers own you, though.

Landen Roupp owns him

The EPA's independent science arm did groundbreaking research to save lives. It studied fertility, asthma, wildfires, drinking water, climate change etc etc In just one year, it has been almost completely dismantled Of 1500 scientists, only 124 remain nytimes.com/2026/04/27/cli…

@MichNasty86 @BBGreatMoments Among other inanities, yes misspelled “B*nds.”

@BBGreatMoments Bonds equivalent of LeBron, Jordan, Gretzky, Tiger when at the plate.

Name a hitter who made every plate appearance feel like must-watch TV.

@SFGiantsMemer @LADodgersMuse Sorry, our #SFGnats’ slogan is #NothingLikeShit.

@LADodgersMuse Cease and desist on the “Nothing Like It”. We signed that slogan for 15 years.

Listen to that UNIQLO Field at Dodger Stadium crowd! There is nothing like it in the MLB!

@SFGiantsMemer It'll probably be enough to swallow our #SFGnats.

DEVELOPING: The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim have announced that they will bring in the “Rally Rodent” in hopes to spark the same amount of excitement as the “Rally Monkey” did in the early 2000s.