Smol Mike

@artenpedia That dog’s name is Chris btw

During an expedition of the South Pole, a dog enjoys the gramophone, 1911.

@0nlyk1tt3n Yeah

Her husband is being taken by ICE after being in America illegally for over 3 decades. Be Honest Is this really what you voted for?

@Rothmus we always get bucket. I want pail.

Bucket.

Me hoping the cops see my Blue Lives Matter bumper sticker (I was doing 120 mph in a residential)

@reddit_lies @Howlingmutant0 How you gonna post a banger to a can’t meme sub tho?

LMFAO

@DAKKADAKKA1 pv=nrt bro

🤔

I liked the super Mario galaxy movie.

@Rothmus No we’re kicking out most of the naturalized ones too

@DAKKADAKKA1 konnichiwa saar

>inb4 Tesla Japan gives all the jobs to non Japanese people

@DelusionPosting Idk man you do got that little shield on there.

@FightStorage I don’t mind my tax dollar going to a guy who got himself into shape from horrible shape getting that procedure. Reward good behavior.

After losing 360 pounds, Cole Prochaska asks for help to pay for excess skin surgery.

@rambling_28 You will. Very fine meats.

美味そうな肉の写真をアップするとアメリカ人からリプを貰えると聞きましたwww

@ShitpostGate You gotta pretend it’s a problem or they’ll lose interest. They want their father’s attention not yours so if you give them your attention too long they’ll realize they don’t feel better and seek validation elsewhere leaving you pounding your pudd.

@MrBeast You have no soul

Now that Japan sees our tweets, I’m curious what’s popping on Japanese YouTube? Like what videos do you guys watch over there

@kangminlee @Alt_Azn @philthatremains The Eurasian landmass’ best people are produced as the edges it seems.

@Alt_Azn @philthatremains Asians are white-adjacent now that’s why

Asian guy gets 5 years in prison and literally never touched George Floyd. Black guy gets a suspended sentence for murdering an Asian grandpa. Somali immigrant gets one year for defrauding $250 mil from the taxpayers. I thought the system was biased?

@masaki726 Congratulations! It’s like you spent your whole life missing them and never knew it until your child is born.

つーわけで本日！無事娘が産まれました！！！！ 一児のパパなってしもた！！！ 嫁ちゃんめっちゃ頑張ったからみんな褒めて！！！！！

@dalepartridge Get a dog. Name it Mohammad.

Translation: “White people, submit to the desires of Muslim migrants who fear dogs.”

@dalepartridge That’s worth a follow for sure

I have been blocked by an entire nation. May the Lord Jesus crush the paganism of India and call them to repentance.

@BigDickBarclay I probably shouldn’t have a dog then but he’s a polite boy.

You should have to pass an IQ test to get a dog

@tanomuzeA How did you guys over in Japan react to Trump’s sneaky comment?

🇺🇸この数日で気づいた事 アメリカ人からの ニンジャと侍への 圧倒的信頼、人気がやっぱ凄い