BadSouthernRail

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BadSouthernRail

@BadSouthernRail

This is a parody account with no affiliation to Southern Rail, it contains no facts, information or help to passengers... Much like the official account.

เข้าร่วม Mart 2015
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BadSouthernRail
BadSouthernRail@BadSouthernRail·
Passengers advised that, much like a Southern Rail train, BadSouthernRail has unexpectedly stopped
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BadSouthernRail@BadSouthernRail·
6, To all politicians and managers who run this misbegotten shitshow - your greed, incompetence and callousness have ruined lives. On behalf of everyone forced to endure your daily cockwittery - GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU FUCK-FACED FUCKHEADS
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BadSouthernRail@BadSouthernRail·
5, Now, the next tweet is for the people run this company. Prior to this, this has always been a family account with no swearing. So, if you don't like bad language then perhaps give the next tweet a miss
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BadSouthernRail@BadSouthernRail·
4, If you like movies, then I run the movie news spoof site @ScreenIdle which you can find on Twitter and Facebook. Podcasts I’ve made include Directors Commentary and Cooper (V. Sweary) that can be found on iTunes and other pod places
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BadSouthernRail@BadSouthernRail·
3, I should plug some other stuff I do because there's ten thousand of you, and leveraging your social media presence is what you're supposed to do.
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BadSouthernRail@BadSouthernRail·
2, Thanks for following, liking and retweeting. I hope you’ve been mildly amused during those miserable times sat inexplicably outside Gatwick Airport. I'll keep the account open, if I get inspired again I may re-emerge in the future
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BadSouthernRail@BadSouthernRail·
1, Hello, I'm Neil, I do BadSouthernRail and I think it's time to stop. Obviously, the trains are still a load of shocking old rubbish but I've just run out of funny things to say about them. So, best to quit while I'm ahead
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BadSouthernRail@BadSouthernRail·
I think we're doing the same timetable as last week. Not sure though, we'll see.
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BadSouthernRail@BadSouthernRail·
Passengers advised that services will stop at stations at the desertion of the driver
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BadSouthernRail@BadSouthernRail·
Passengers advised that a branch fell on a cable, delays across the network expected forever
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BadSouthernRail@BadSouthernRail·
Passengers wishing to know how to get home advised to guess
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BadSouthernRail@BadSouthernRail·
Passengers advised to check the destination on the front of your service as that's the only way you'll find out where it's going
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