Bailey Meuler

I’m tweeting this so I can pin it. Motivational purposes only

@Topps Waited a month for the preorder to arrive and this is the print job I rip into?? @CardPurchaser

LEBRON JAMES LOB TO BRONNY JAMES FATHER & SON ALLEY-OOP. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@shuebacca_ You only made this tweet so you could debut the new nickname, didn’t you?

I can’t believe I have to suffer through another Browns season with The Massagynist as my QB.

He was using drugs between holes at Augusta National. Contemplating suicide for two decades. Couldn't walk into rehab without help. Today he just beat two of the best golfers alive. One of, if not the greatest sports comeback stories of all time: Anthony Kim. Father. Husband. Three-time PGA Tour winner before age 25 - alongside only Tiger, Phil, Sergio, and Adam Scott. Then his Achilles ruptured in 2012. He vanished, for twelve years. He was battling drug and alcohol addiction daily. Using during majors. Making bathroom stops between holes just to get through the round. Contemplating ending his life for almost two decades while the world thought he was living the dream. His body eventually shut down. He could barely walk into rehab. His wife Emily and daughter Bella pulled him back. He got a second chance with LIV Golf in 2024. Finished dead last. Didn't earn a single point in two full seasons. Got relegated from the league in August. Most people would've quit. He showed up every single day and worked to get 1% better after being cut from the league. He earned his spot back through a qualifying tournament on pure merit. Today, in the final round at LIV Adelaide, playing alongside Bryson DeChambeau and Jon Rahm - two of the biggest names in golf - he came back from a 5-shot starting deficit and has just shot nine under to win the golf tournamnet. This man was ready to leave this earth. Now he just did the unthinkable. If that doesn't prove you can come back from anything, nothing will. It's never too late. @livgolf_league @AnthonyKim_Golf #LIVGolfAdelaide

Sell the fuckin team. Jimmy and his Ivy League dipshit have outsmarted themselves yet again. Fuck us

Pay Harbaugh anything. Give him a blank check. Take Trinidad, draft OLine, get some weapons at reciever. Super Bowl Super Browns

Trinidad Chambliss in brown and orange, playing under John Harbaugh??? Browns football is about to be so back. #HardForHarbaugh

LEGENDARY PERFORMANCE FROM TRINIDAD CHAMBLISS 😤 🇹🇹 @OleMissFB

Shelby Harris overcomes the most egregious hold ever to bat down Rodgers on 4th down

Myles Garrett has 0 sacks…. But absolutely had the biggest effect on the game because the Steelers decided that stopping him from getting the sack record was more important than playing offense.

Give him what he wants. Fire him before he gets off the field. And while you’re at it @NFL might as well send the haslams a fine for blatantly throwing this game.

Kevin stefanski wants out of Cleveland. Goes for 2 for no god damn reason, you can make it a 7 point game. Why the hell do you go for 2 there?

The South Park Mall fake watch kiosks are about to have lines to the parking lot

Monday mood

We got a guy who claims he’s “What we’ve been waiting for” and honestly, I’m here for it.

@shuebacca_ Gotta hit the mental gym and thin down where it matters

@BaileyMeuler sorry I used to be fat, dad. I seek validation on the internet from strangers, Ill do better 😓

My hair kinda looks like this how do I get the 28k likes & 11 million views???

@shuebacca_ “Check out my hair” Fix your posture. Put a shirt on. Take the hat off. This is salmon behavior from a guy who claims to be a grizzly

Shout out to my mother for blessing me with her long curly hair

We need an offensive line, one that can stay healthy. Pay everything for it, it does not matter who plays quarterback if they’re not protected. The misery continues.

Finding innovative ways to lose since 1999

Shedeur the rest of the way. Not because I think he’s the guy, but we’ve got 2 1sts coming up and I don’t want any excuse for us not to take a QB