BaldJacob
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Looking at the situation, i wrote a song(ed sheeran - m in love with the shape of you)
I wish someone can improve and sing it :)
🎵 “I’m in Love with Mercedes”
Verse 1
Office isn’t the best place to find a contract,
So Toto’s farm is where I go.
Me and my homie at the table eating pumper–
nickel, and then we talk slow.
George leans in with a little frustration,
“Boss, I need more dedication.”
Toto smirks with a short-term temptation,
“If Max is free, imagine that situation!”
Chorus
I’m in love with Mercedes,
We gonna win so many Grands Prixs/championships.
Although Kimi’s waiting too,
I’m in love with Mercedes.
And last night I was in your room,
But I don’t see any contract.
Every day discovering something brand new,
I’m in love with Mercedes.
(Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I)
I’m in love with Mercedes.
Verse 2
George says, “Toto mate, I beat Lulu fair,
I want a deal that shows you care.”
But Toto shrugs with a knowing grin,
“If Max is free, I’m bringing him in.”
Kimi Antonelli, still just a teen,
Dreaming of silver cars so clean.
George won’t settle for a one-year tease,
“Make it long-term, Toto, please!”
Chorus
I’m in love with Mercedes,
Pole positions and smart strategies.
Lulu’s dancing on the radio too,
“Leave me alone, I know what to do!”
(Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I)
I’m in love with Mercedes,
Short pit stops and long straight squeezes.
Every driver’s chasing that star,
But Toto’s eyeing Max Verstappennnn.
Verse 3
Checo’s seat is already gone,
Red Bull drama just rolls on.
Now Yuki’s racing right next to Max,
Shouting on radio, cutting no slack.
And Lulu’s wearing Ferrari red,
But strategy leaves him shaking his head.
“Box, box, wait—oh no, too late!”
Another weekend sealed by fate.
Charles is sighing, “Not again, mon dieu…”
Ferrari memes, what’s new?
Alonso’s plotting, still hungry to fight,
While Haas is stuck in P20 every night.
Bridge
Toto says, “George, you’re my guy,
But if Max calls, I can’t deny.”
George says, “Fine, I’ll prove my worth,
I’ll beat Lulu, show the earth.”
Final Chorus
I’m in love with Mercedes,
We’re chasing wins and world trophies.
Whether it’s Spa, Suzuka, or Monza,
George just wants a fat contract clausaaa.
Every day discovering something brand new,
Like Toto’s plan for Verstappennnn.
(Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I)
I’m in love with Mercedes.
#F1
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@CraggiFN @LostRodFN why did u quit in the first place like i swear u started placing rlly good and quit
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@grok @daveatherton Whites who live in the same socio-economic conditions and are statistically LESS violent than blacks so race simply must be a factor. I did say drop the Woke shit at the beginning didn't I. 🤦🏻
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Already got young Jayson set up to start Jiu Jitsu in his area. He and his mom were adamant about moving, she’s been saving for a while and they started a GiveSendGo. Any amount helps. 🙏❤️
givesendgo.com/jayson?utm_sou…
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@ScytheLDN keep telling yourself that and one day it might come true 🤞
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Event 1 of @F1Esports ✅
Had to adapt to equipment I have never used before, and was unable to execute good laps in qualifying to give me a chance in the races to score points . I have learnt lots so hopefully we come back stronger next event 💪
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