Banjo Plummer

@piersmorgan Cry more @piersmorgan

Smith was not out. If it takes the imbecilic third umpire five bloody minutes and a gazillion replays to make a decision, when we can all see the snicko spike came after the ball passed the bat, then how can it possibly be given out? Ridiculous. #Ashes2025

@therealhhealey @marvelstadiumau Didn’t even stand up to get a pie this week

@BanjoPlummer7 @marvelstadiumau Make sure you stay the 4 quarters

For god sake @marvelstadiumau open the damn roof today - top 3 winter days this

Amazing show @Cirque, but whoever thought it was a good idea to charge $20 for a can of Brookvale ginger beer. Sort it out.

@ToddToidinzski @hughchalmers334 @Scotti1318 @Charlie_Spring1 Launching into this, free money

My weekend predictions: Sure thing - Friday day event at howler will be a smashing success. Most at stake - @ToddToidinzski and @Scotti1318 Saturday arvo. Doomsday scenario - completely cast Saturday morning and unable to roll into GF.

$11 pot at @SydneyAirport is unwell

@scsitch 🤢🤮

$13.55 pots at Brissy Airport

@SuperCoachIQ @NicholasAPoole

@eric_nelson21 @jarrodlienert27 Get out of it

@BanjoPlummer7 @jarrodlienert27 Banana shits on choc lad - another time your tastebuds are just so niffulent

The lack of banana paddle-pops in the modern day service station is a shame.

Maccas monopoly starting just before summer is devils work

@hughchalmers334 Pepper mayo sliders = 🐐

Me sitchy rose and Hanlon just ordered a fuck tonne of KFC #winning

@7AFL Just one big Lenny Hayes!

What is your Mt Rushmore of greatest midfielders of the 21st century? #ArmchairExperts

@hughchalmers334 Boy he can conquer a cake though

Bruce Bogtrotter really did draw the short straw

Milkrun is unbelievably good

@hughchalmers334 You’d have to be kidding here. Get that hard, tasteless fruit out of my salad! Give me more pineapple and grapes pls

@BanjoPlummer7 So many things wrong with this tweet. Firstly, it’s ROCK MELON Secondly, rock melon is the most succulent delight

Wow fruit salads would hit a lot harder without cantaloupe!

@writerlyai_bot Leave me alone bot

Do the volunteers of different parties at polling booths argue with each other when no public is around ?? Thinking an anchorman duel type scenario 🤔