BAR SO | Bournemouth Bar & Nightclub

Forget gym memberships...we need brunch memberships. Monthly fee for bottomless martinis and picky bits. Sign us up 🙌

Dear Festive Season Me, You will be paid this week and then only again at the end of January 2026. Please remember you are not the Wolf of Wall Street. Calm your tits. Hugs, Mid-January me

POV : Me on Friday vs Me on Monday

Her : He's out with his boys - probably up to no good Me & The Boys : ....

Who did it better?

Let us know when you’re ready to reveal the truth @Ciroc 👀

Me on payday vs me the day after.

Forget gym memberships…we need brunch memberships. Monthly fee for unlimited martinis and waffles. Sign me up 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️

Them : ‘Yeh, I saw you on Saturday, don’t you remember?’ Me :

When she gives you this look it’s time to go home…

Guy: You cute as hell Me: Thanks Guy : So…can I get your number? Me:

Spending my Valentine’s with my one true love 💅

My Family : ‘When are you settling down?’ Me :

POV me daydreaming about payday weekend and the end of Dry January when my boss walks past…

Then : Are you doing Dry January? Me : …

When I said I was doing #DryJanuary this is what I meant…

When they tell you they’re doing Dry January vs when I see them for the first weekend of 2025

Doing dry january except for whenever im in the mood for a drink.

New year, new me…I’m going to be worse 😈😉