🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎

@BasedApone

Perma-angry rage machine | Expect video game & general shitposting | Big tiddy enjoyer | Ask me about my crippling IBS 😭👌🚽

North Kilt Town เข้าร่วม Ekim 2014

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·29 Kas

All right sweethearts what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? It's another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every pay cheque a fortune! Every formation a parade! I *love* the Corps!

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·9h

@ShamashAran It's no longer limited to race as any scumbag who wants to try and avoid arrest will use it or whatever else they think may work. It used to be they'd fake chest pains because for some idiotic reason they thought the filth would take them to hospital then just let them go. 😂

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Sensurround@ShamashAran·9h

I love how ${n-word}s committing crimes think "I CAN'T BREATHE" is some kind of magic talisman against getting roughhoused while they are resisting. As a black woman, I fully support whatever cops need to do to stop this type of behavior. FOR ANYONE of ANY RACE.

𝐌𝐑. 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 ™@MrWhiteMAGA

IS THIS THE BEST TASER SHOT EVER??? Was the officer justified using the taser…or too much for eggs? FATIGUE LEVEL 4 “FROM EGGS TO ELECTRIC⚡🥚” All she had to do…was pay for the eggs. That’s it. Breakfast could’ve been peaceful. But no…she chooses chaos. Gets spotted…gets confronted…and suddenly it’s the 100m dash finals in aisle 7 🏃‍♀️💨 Officer takes off like he’s been waiting his whole career for this moment. Full sprint. Laser focus. Then….ZAP ⚡ Perfect aim. Highlight reel takedown. And just like that…eggs go from “small situation” to “you just upgraded your charges”. Now comes the Oscar performance: “I can’t breathe!” “I’m pregnant!” “I gotta pick up my kids!” Ma’am…none of that was a concern when you hit turbo mode over EGGS 😭 Jail Time!!!

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·10h

@frozenaesthetic Pristal. Though at this point I'd take anything except clear so I don't accidentally flash my neighbours anymore.

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Moon Dragon@frozenaesthetic·10h

Please select a piece of frosted glass

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·10h

@halftonegaming Wow it's thinly veiled modern agenda virtue signal dressed up as a boomer shooter #472. Even if this was a parody of the lefties ability to see nazis in the walls it'd still be tremendously scuffed.

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Halftone Gaming@halftonegaming·1d

The Trailer for our new game, Too Many F*cking Nazis, is live now. Check it out and wishlist over on Steam

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·10h

@fleshsimulator I genuinely hate these people. They've turned a time-honoured game genre into a faggy virtue signal. I'm willing to put a shit load of money on there being a trump reference in there. If fact there is good odds he's the final boss.

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Simulator di tutti i Simulatori@fleshsimulator·12h

I haven't clicked play yet but I'm gonna guess "movement shooter with awkward movement" and "anachronistic blend of PS1 graphics and sprite animations". I bet the soundtrack is either a shitty Mick Gordon ripoff or a shitty Machine Girl ripoff

Halftone Gaming@halftonegaming

The Trailer for our new game, Too Many F*cking Nazis, is live now. Check it out and wishlist over on Steam

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@HeroOfCanton42 @DelusionPosting Nah you're wrong here. You should know that they can do no wrong! 😂 The irony and astonishing lack of self-awareness from is off the charts as usual. All you need do is say "YWNBAW" and they will chimp out big time. I honestly wonder if they can even see they're doing it.

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Agent Smith@HeroOfCanton42·11h

@DelusionPosting That's a blatant call for violence. It's against the ToS and isn't even protected speech.

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·12h

@Zesty_King3 @AydinPaladin High chance that was just regular old arson mate. Wheelie bins are a favourite target of ur average ned when they are pished and bored.

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Zesty King@Zesty_King3·1d

@AydinPaladin When I first went to Scotland by myself I left the train station in Stirling and saw a wheelie bin that had melted onto the road. Someone must have put it out to be collected and someone else chucked a fag in it, lighting the whole thing up.

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Aydin Paladin🍸👑💛🖤✝️📊@AydinPaladin·1d

I am in Scotland and the first thing that happened was that a chonky skyrat walked into the bus stop to say hello.

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@BrawndoUwU @AydinPaladin Universal experience it seems. They learned a while ago it was easier to snatch the food rather than wait for people to chuck their scraps. Not only do you have to get humiliated when the wee bastards snatch ur wildly over-priced food but they have the gall to laugh at u after!

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Accelerate@BrawndoUwU·14h

@BasedApone @AydinPaladin Lmao is this the entire British Isles or just a Scottish phenomena? Seagulls here in the states are strictly scavengers, with the added bonus that they sh1t on you if you feed them as a ty I guess.

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·14h

@ShitpostRock2 Every time I see this dude he's saying the most unhinged shit on the planet. I don't even know who he is but he's either got tourettes or a severe cocaine habit. Either way the guy is a fucking legend.

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎 รีทวีตแล้ว

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Pop Base@PopBase

Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

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@BrawndoUwU @AydinPaladin Seagulls are all fat bastards who will mug you for your sausage supper if you show weakness. I saw one try to kill a sparrow because the cunt wanted to steal the wee bit of bread I'd just chucked it.

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Accelerate@BrawndoUwU·18h

@AydinPaladin Wtf are they feeding the seagulls over there?! That's the most American critter I've ever seen.

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·16h

@Staunch_heretic @ohaiyokaiyo Ayy top bants! But you are correct which makes it even funnier. 😂

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Oda Nobunaga Witness' Church of Heretical Thought@Staunch_heretic·16h

@BasedApone @ohaiyokaiyo I mean those controls are still around ironically, if they played a recent Battlefield game in the last ten years and drove a tank, depending which one it is literally the same movement controls :3

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kaiyo🧧🐾@ohaiyokaiyo·4d

game elitists thinking they’re better than others bc they played the original resident evil games with shit tank controls are so cringe

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@BrockS91278 @RealestMemes_ Nah mombot was legit. Someone tried to find out who she was and because they are retarded they mistook some random guy for her. She even stepped in and stopped the guy trying to ruin her from being doxed himself. Wild times to be had pre-2016 on twitter.

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Brock Samson@BrockS91278·19h

@RealestMemes_ Didn't that mom account end up being some brown guy who lived in Mexico and just watched dragonball z?

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@dyingscribe I want off this fucking planet. I don't even want to know how that got like that.

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Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer@dyingscribe·20h

You don’t have a girlfriend but a man lives like this and has one Never blackpill

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·20h

I am genuinely losing all faith in humanity. This account could not be anymore obvious and you still have niggas falling for the bait. Incredible stuff.

Dr. Rita Ded 🏳️‍🌈🇻🇪🇮🇱🇺🇦🇵🇸@DrRitaDed

Post the flag which represents the best people on earth, I'll start

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·22h

@Absolunar I can't believe I'm saying this but huge hangers can only do so much in making a woman tolerable. She could be 99% tit and it wouldn't be enough.

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mr online@Absolunar·1d

yeah im a fuckin Libtard now

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@OperatorGrizz I was a huge zombie media fan so I remember the time pretty well. It was great at first until the market got saturated with slop. It's the first time I've saw this ammo though which is pretty cool but I imagine there isn't much of a market for it anymore.

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Operator Grizz 🐻🪖| PMC Vtuber | Arms Dealer@OperatorGrizz·22h

@BasedApone Well they stop the production of this in like 2011 to 2016 I think. The zombie craze kind of died out and also because of a couple IRL world situations.

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Operator Grizz 🐻🪖| PMC Vtuber | Arms Dealer@OperatorGrizz·1d

Anybody remember the walking Dead era at gun stores? The zombie Target bust, Hornady z-max? I just got nostalgic and remembered this so I went to look online to buy a box and motherfuckers are wanting anywhere from 80 to $250 a box... A really niche and cool era of stuff. I would like to get a couple boxes but everyone wants more than what black talons are worth...

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·23h

@Commandoge2408 @DocStrangelove2 Looking at the pic more closely I probably should have guessed that actually. 😂

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·23h

@Commandoge2408 @DocStrangelove2 Oh. I really was expecting it to be something weird. Just sounds like a carnival type game though. Crazy that the dude still had enough ability to malky someone. Probably going to argue because of his disability he can't be put in a regular prison.

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Doc Strangelove@DocStrangelove2·1d

I have questions.

Dexerto@Dexerto

A professional cornhole player with no arms or legs has been arrested for allegedly murdering a man Authorities claim that Dayton Webber shot the victim in his car and drove away with the body

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@KathAntonio7 I should specify that I'm arguing for the jungles in this scenario btw in case that's unclear. I've had discussions with people who unironically thought a landing strip was a natural growth pattern. Makes you wonder how they dress themselves in the morning.

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🎩Kath🎩 ⌈Antonio⌋ 🕹Vtuber🕹@KathAntonio7·23h

@BasedApone I like full blown jungles and I have a full blown jungle

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🎩Kath🎩 ⌈Antonio⌋ 🕹Vtuber🕹@KathAntonio7·1d

I would agree but they are retarded and think it's the fault of the "patriarchy"

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