Blake

Power went out so I missed the Dodger game and March Madness. My chopped life

@ckirkfuks She was the last one left in her litter somehow, everyone else missed out she’s perfect

@BatSpy this is the cutest weiner i ever did see.

Weiner reveal

This is my Super Bowl

@b1ngusbongo This means you need to drink even more

I prefer it when only my alcoholic tweets pop off

@Thotdaughter45 Just say “Ok”

What I do?

Drinking all day to celebrate that baseball is back today

@NHLRussell Luc Robitaille is a TERRORIST

The Los Angeles Loser Points

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SOTD

This literally had to be a punishment for losing a bet holy shit

Great Sunday afternoon in OC @Lxdesman4

@hazardpounder She never said no still

@BatSpy Had to check.

@LettEmmet Hey they’re legit tho

@BatSpy Paper thin

New pickups for $50 total from Fanatics

@hazardpounder That wasn’t a no necessarily

@NHLRussell When is Kuemper gonna stop getting so many starts? The dude is horrible

Flyers win the skills competition. Kings only manage one point on a night they could’ve used two.

@chillywilly214 Fuck yeah bro love that

@BatSpy It'll be 100 degrees and I'll still have on sliders, compression pants, long socks, AND baseball pants 😂😂😂

Slid into 3B tonight in my softball game, knee was gushing blood and can barely walk now. Time to drink!

@chillywilly214 Dude I legit might need to

@BatSpy That's why you gotta do like me and wear baseball pants to slow pitch softball games. I know I WILL end up on the ground so I gotta protect my legs