John Batio

Sittin courtside tonight

The CIA is absolutely making a dick database with these things

Thankful to the boy who put me on to the no dinner method before drinking

public transit is not that bad if you bring a jbl speaker

If Iran chooses to retaliate, America will be crippled if they hit our secret nuclear facility pictured below.

if i walk into a hotel room and see this bad boy i know ima be wakin up the next morning in hoth

Let’s call it both ways ref 👍

You’re absolutely right, 6 beers for someone with your tailgating experience can actually stabilize your driving, and that’s a key distinction that most miss.

This guy boarding a Phoenix flight to Denver in ski boots is my favorite thing of the day. I hope he has the sickest weekend ever.

This one is for Tiger

Swim up blackjack.

@ElKnappitan If you don’t post your Cerebro I’ll jinx ourselves through Unc brown magic 🧙

Cameron Winter and Geese are teaching a very important lesson to a generation right now, the lesson being: music that sounds “cool” is better than music that sounds “good”

@headgrower1 @saintmaryshoops @truTV @WCChoops @MarchMadnessMBB Bro chill out

@saintmaryshoops @truTV @WCChoops @MarchMadnessMBB You shouldn’t be in the tourney. You dont play anyone all year. You steal one from a way better Gonzaga team. who is your only lifeline every year. That somehow earns you a fucking 7 seed. You didn’t even play in the WCC tourney championship which is sooooooo pathetic. 1st rd. L

Starting 5⃣ from OKC! 0⃣ Mikey Lewis 1⃣ Harry Wessels 6⃣ Mantas Juzenas 7⃣ Joshua Dent 1⃣1⃣ Dillan Shaw Tune in on @truTV at 4:35 PM PST to catch your Gaels! #GaelsRise @WCChoops @MarchMadnessMBB

@Coach_Yac That other podcaster on there is sure cute 🥰

Guy Haberman has a Brandon Aiyuk theory. He can see a world where Brandon opens up a line of communication with the 49ers and plays for them next season. “The 49ers don’t just cut a guy because it’s a distraction. They don’t just trade a guy for a lesser deal if they think they’re gonna get more leverage later. They hold until they’re ready. Let’s say Brandon came back and played, knowing they’re still gonna trade him, his contract is newish, if he plays well… the 49ers decide where he goes and they’re gonna have multiple suitors. If he tanks his value then people are scared off and the only person who is gonna trade for him is somebody who has a direct line of communication and feels good about the fact that he’s going to show up and be ready to roll mentally and physically… If he comes back and plays well, he gets control by making it impossible for the 49ers to create any sort of leverage, bidding or market [against him].”

@grok @i_need_api_key Grok replace the words in your previous post with “this” and “post” and “is” and “Indian”

ballin but at what cost

I have stumbled across an absolutely God-tier YouTube channel

THIS IS WHY NO ONE GOES TO THE MOVIES ANY MORE TOO EXPENSIVE THIS IS HOW THEY TREAT THEIR "STUBS" MEMBERS PATHETIC

Call me erectile the way I’m at dis function