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Succubae

@BeaverDumb

เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2020

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justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉@markocantdunk·5h

I feel like an insane person that the leader of our government can threaten to wipe 90M people off the face of the earth and the things I have to do today are cybersecurity training and Excel sheets. I am a sick man, disconnected from reality. How can the world go on?

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Angleton’s Orchids@AngletonOrchids·1d

Logging onto Twitter dot com to fill my brain with a hyperstimulating melange of real and false information so that I can no longer distinguish between the two.

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Sean Padraig McCarthy@SeanMcCarthyCom·6h

Yeah the president is threatening to use nukes and the opposition party isn’t doing anything but Microsoft Excel needs my attention right now

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brian@brianonhere·5h

thank you to the 3-4 brave democrat senators issuing statements like “this is not normal” from their large suburban backyards while they are on vacation for seemingly the entire year

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Zachary Foster@_ZachFoster·6h

Trump: “I’m going to commit a genocide” Democrats: “Did you get congressional approval first?”

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Imani@youdoingtoomuch·1d

She had no problem being silent for 2+ years but now we win a depression and ppl tired of her shit so she pivoting to I work too. You always worked you just push trad wife propoganda like you didn’t which is the problem. The Phyllis Schafly blueprint

Chidimma@The_Chidimma

Nara Smith speaks up. She is not a traditional wife, she has a full time career and is simply tired of people making her the face of trad wife

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ParaPower Mapping@KlonnyPin_Gosch·21h

Donald Darko

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Succubae@BeaverDumb·16h

@DuncanSmithNBA ahhahaha you said top

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Duncan Smith@DuncanSmithNBA·17h

This might go down as the best tweet of all time. There’s no way to top this

Justin🦩Boldaji@justinboldaji

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

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Chad Johnson@ochocinco·21h

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Justin🦩Boldaji@justinboldaji

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

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Justin🦩Boldaji@justinboldaji·1d

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

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RuPaul@RuPaul·27 Mar

Your crucifixion storyline is meaningless unless you also include a resurrection finale

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Drop Site@DropSiteNews·2d

💢 Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner on U.S. support for Israel: “Not a single taxpayer dollar should be spent on arming and defending a country that commits a genocide. I would absolutely support Senator Sanders' bill to restrict military aid, but I'll be entirely honest, looking down the road, this is a nation that right now is exterminating people. It is going to be very difficult for me to ever be able to look at them again and see someone that we should be working with closely… What I am witnessing now is the height of horror. And the fact that it is being done by bombs that are built in this country and paid for with our tax dollars is utterly unconscionable. And it needs to end.” Clip via @MarcoFoster_

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kelly@BoyYeetsWorld·3d

I would’ve given airbud CTE before I let him score on me

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average lady@girlcloudnine·3d

I'll never get on board with location sharing. I am not gonna be hostage to your codependency!

mads campbell@martyrdison

i once dated someone and we got into a playful argument about why they wouldn’t share location “i’m a very private person, this feels like it’s moving too fast, that’s a big step” months later, after it didn’t work out, we were friends and i said “ok i need your location for logistics” he admitted the real reason he wouldn’t share it was because he never left the house and didn’t want anyone to see

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