TeddyUrsidae

Someone come cuddle me and let me be small spoon (I am a very large person)

I HATE THIS FUCKING DAY

@Moesephh There are better ways to do cardio 😈😜

Working out is boring as hell

Teaching online is the biggest pain in the fucking ass. I hate it so much

@Bosaljo3 Yallah omw

Cuddling Saturday 🐻✨️

Just got my shit ROCKED

🚨‼️ BREAKING 💥 Urgent: The final execution of over 10,000 Palestinian prisoners in Israeli occupation prisons has begun; we learn this with profound sadness.

@sakogudjelian 10000000% BASSSS, it has to be well made and seasoned!

Kebbet la2tin >>>>>>>>>>>>> kebbe bla7me. Anytime, anyday

@dumbhotvirgo Forgiven cutie😭❤️

@Becharabear Fat fingered ى on the kb instead of ة 😭💔

مين بدو قطعى!

Can someone explain the X-Ray thing to me please?

The way I almost fell off the balcony because my mom yelled my name too loud 😭

@noctstiel I don't want this to be true because then what? I start doing it daily? I lose my best figure? Could never be me

Wdym sleeping well and exercising 30 minutes a day helps your mental health more than anything else, why did no one tell me this?

@Moesephh Need

Fuck healthy relationship. I need to own you, like.. mine

There are rumors that I'm going to be WFH until the end of the month and as a teacher I can safely say: FUCK MY LIFE😭😭😭 Also side note: fuck isntreal forever and ever because it and its bitch the US are ruining the world

Waking up to do work at 5 am: smart move or dumbest thing I ever did? Stay tuned to find out

@666tody666 Noooo. Tell us about the butter cutie

I made butter and I want to tell you guys about it but honestly I’m tweeting too much I’m even annoying myself

I CACKLED!

@xezirsalad This is actually so cute