Brennen DASSEY

Overweight. Underachiever. Nice pick dolphins

Passed on Caleb downs for 2 5th round picks. Clown show.

@DogWalkBarstool Gotta order them “extra crispy” Secret menu item

Eddie dislikes Culver’s fries Can fries be too potato-y?

94 mph fastball from woody in the 7th to strikeout Cassie. We head to the 8th.

THE GREAT CALEB DURBIN DROUGHT IS OVER!!! THIS TEAM IS GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!

When your new hitting coach is Vogelbach & he fixed your power swing.

@AdamSchefter Bexxxxstradamus.

Tiger Woods was arrested and charged with DUI, property damage and refusal to submit, per the Martin County Sheriff in Florida.

You know wut? Double x feels pretty comfortable

wsaw.com/2026/03/25/kwi… Woodruff throws gas

@Brewers Woodford reserve pitcher. Genius.

We've made the following trade with the Tampa Bay Rays

@bryce_widmark17 Bookmarked.

The Beckers will deny it but woodruff throws 87

Sinc u guys don’t care about a +260 winner yesterday, we will do +600 today. I drove out to Kimberly today because they know a thing about winning. Did ya know there’s a city inside Kimberly called combined locks? Here’s a combined lock: Iowa over 132 Cal Baptist +14 Furman +21

Went out to Kimberly Wisconsin to win some bets, they know a thing or 2 about winning . Did u know there’s a town inside Kimberly called “combined locks” ? That’s a parlay : Kennesaw state +20 St. Louis +2 +264 that’s a combined lock

@BrewPack8 Like where ur heads at brewpacky. Where u sitting opening day?

I think we just guaranteed ourselves a 5 seed and a 4 seed is still very much in play

Malik Willis is better than love. Been holding that in but now is a good time to come clean.

Rest easy boneless guys, you’re day is still to come.

“How many innings did widmark pitch?” #coachkottkevibes

@Hogdale_ U literally got D3 babe Ruth and ur pissed?

Craig Breslow sucks at his job and the worst part is we’re stuck with him for at least 3 more years because no one will take this job otherwise

Did the brewers not watch the ending of moneyball??? The Red Sox try to steal your most coveted assets and u decline!!!

Straight for Maye.