Jerry “Ticket” Burlock, DEA

Don’t let this white boy get hot #yup

@CalPolyBSB Goddamnit I hate ucsb so much

Final 🐎 #RideHigh

@CalPolyBSB @CPMustangs @BigWestSports The bagg better be packed to the max #PackTheBagg

Series finale matinee ☀️ Last day to catch some 🔵⚔️🟢 action! 🆚 UC Santa Barbara 📍 San Luis Obispo, CA ⏰ 1:05 p.m. 📺 ESPN+ 📊 GoPoly.com #RideHigh

Popping a random boner when it was time for a physical in high school was a major point of stress for young me

No diss to gay people, but it always surprises me how many gay people there are in the world

I think I might be the problem. My two NPC coworkers that I have to rip conversation out of at lunch have been talking to each other for the past hour #kms

Haven’t had a celebratory beer in a while. Need something cool to happen to warrant one

Just completed my taxes. What should I spend my refund on?

@BulbousMichael This is a normal ass college occurrence. What are we doing rn

Sources tell me that we are experiencing back to back hookerverse introductions #noticing. Reportedly TTU DG had unprotected sexual relations with multiple other individuals while having THE CLAP #shrinkthegame. Nobody is safe. #ReleaseTheKayleeFiles

@trillharris Sick of people tweaking about Minneapolis online. It’s a fucking city grow up

Lmaoooo theyve moved beyond being scared of Minneapolis

Once again my boring co worker that I eat lunch with had a “good” weekend in which she did “not much”. I’m talking to real life NPCs over here

@Underdog @UnderdogNBA How is boozer a lottery pick at 6’9” with his play style??????

2026 NBA Mock Draft pt. 2

Going to interview this comp sci kid today and in his screen call he said the biggest challenge he ever faced was a group project 😭😭😭

@Twins WHAT THE FUCK DOES NO PLACE LIKE HERE MEAN????

#MNTwins #NoPlaceLikeHERE #MNTwins #NoPlaceLikeHERE #MNTwins #NoPlaceLikeHERE #MNTwins #NoPlaceLikeHERE #MNTwins #NoPlaceLikeHERE #MNTwins #NoPlaceLikeHERE #MNTwins #NoPlaceLikeHERE #MNTwins #NoPlaceLikeHERE

@WillRagatz Someone explain to me how that hashtag has anything to do with the twins. Poverty franchise inside and out

#NoPlaceLikeHERE is hilariously bad

Fuck me man

The #Wild are dropping their hogs on the lightning right now

@CalPolyBSB The boys are HOT!

That 10-game win streak feeling 😉 #RideHigh

Capping off a great weekend in St. Louis with a bud #select. Hope the first weekend of madness treated you all as well

Just so that it is confirmed online, I do not think Cameron boozer is worth a top 5 pick. #BookIt

What in gods name is the queens head coach wearing for a March madness game