Liam Rosenior was sacked by Chelsea with 96% of his contract time remaining (74.5 months out of 78)
Still, he lasted 15,264 times longer than his Dad Leroy Rosenior at Torquay in 2007 (appointed 10 minutes before club takeover that ended his reign)
DON DRAPER: These Simpsons, they’re yellow?
ROGER STERLING: As the day is long.
DON: And the boy?
ROGER: Bart, lotta triangles on his head. (puts out cigarette) Sister, too.
The thing is that I’ll go to the pub with friends and have a few drinks and a laugh and it’ll be great and the next day I’ll be walking through London and see some people having a few drinks and a laugh outside the pub and feel that I am forever excluded from the joys of life