Ben Garvey

#vss365 WANTED: #ILLUSIVE BIG BAD WOLF said the poster. Several wolves appeared in the local sheriff's office. "We're here for the casting call." "You idiots! We're not auditioning for a Big Bad Wolf!" snapped the Sheriff. "Aw, MAN. I practiced a musical number for this!"

Always came last met with sneers Shattered bone bled tangerine red Dagger drawn stood his watch upon the hill lone silhouette etched against the waiting cliff Order was clear last #man last round no fear He twists the tourniquet claims his sobriquet Last - but one ~rev #vss365

'Lol, Gabe. Did you see the #man in the village screaming every time he saw a faery.' 'It's serious, Pixie. I had to wipe his memory. Now... to find out how he got here.' 'Ah. Right. Excuse me. I need to hide a "Free cake, humans welcome" sign.' 'What?' 'Nothing, Gabe.' #vss365

#Man on the moon weeps Looking down at all our deeds Tears drifting in space #vss365 #haiku #poetry

Candlelight flickered and flashed against the moonlit night. She should have thought to pack a flashlight—damn iffy electric. As she trudged up the stairs, coyotes began to howl and a shadow detached from the wall to stalk her. Safety would prove #illusive this night. #vss365

Trying fully to be all-inclusive Jill gushed praise using language effusive But the girl with three eyes Saw right through Jill's disguise And found her false compliments #illusive #vss365 #limerick

illusion lingers so near, almost a touch not a bird #illusive #uropoet #vss365 #love #life #haiku 📸 from X

YOLO vows better. #illusive haven deceives #Addiction’s real world. You can stop, you can Yes you can, yes, yes you can. You can, yes you can #vss365 #haiku

@Showshannahs 👍

That #illusive sleep From last night, has come back to Bite my senile tail #vss365 #haiku

#vss365 #Poetry The fade in and out shade of well made and paraded escapades is the first to admit a certain fascination, for myself as what else is there to compare with the daring doer ever sharing pure flair in a bold and tempestuous fashion with care for rules not mine to bear and all addresses in the smash and fab bracket. Shade out.

@young_liz 👍👍

#vss365 His #illusive words drop like turds into the cesspit minds of a certain kind of blinkered folk - it's time they woke!

She arrived in the lobby for her interview dressed in pyjamas, took one look at us & went back round the #revolving doors. “That’s better,” she said when she returned. “I was underdressed.” “But… you’re still in pyjamas,” I said. She smiled. “Yes. But now we all are.” #vss365

@rachelnewcombe8 💛

They thought she was illusive but after some time, when they got to know her, their impression shifted. Then they understood. She was shy. #vss365 #illusive

@BenGarveyWriter 😂😂😂😂 Perfecto!

#vss365 WANTED: #ILLUSIVE BIG BAD WOLF said the poster. Several wolves appeared in the local sheriff's office. "We're here for the casting call." "You idiots! We're not auditioning for a Big Bad Wolf!" snapped the Sheriff. "Aw, MAN. I practiced a musical number for this!"

@KateMachon Gabe:

'Pixie, why are you under the couch?' 'No reason, Gabe.' '...and the buzzing box?' 'DON'T open it!' 'Oh, I know better. Now, explain.' Sigh. 'Fine. I brought home cursed ladybirds - cute until they drink souls. And... I may have... mislaid one of the #illusive terrors.' #vss365

These days Love seems #illusive Like a missing Puzzle piece In vain we searched E’er compass point The North, West, South and East My friend suggests An Exorcist— But can’t find Honest Priest… Them “Holey” Men On TV It seems All work for The Beast #vss365