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Ben Jones

@Ben_Is_Second

“The Man on the middle cross said I could come.”

Clarksville, TN เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2009
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“I have to constantly remind myself that love is a higher principle than humor.”
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I really feel bad for people who don’t make cute babies.
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Instacart is far more expensive for delivery, and both options have continued to give us awful produce. In this weeks grocery pickup, we had browned lettuce and rotten onions. All because Kroger closed their fulfillment centers and laid off their delivery staff. Unreal.
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@kroger getting rid of their in house delivery is some straight up greedy snake activity. “It wasn’t as profitable.” Yeah, but your affordable delivery was a lifesaver for people with young children like myself. Now, we either depend on pickup or instacart, and…
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@BalusClues Yessir 🩷 Congratulations brother! He's one lucky dude to have you as a dad!
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Micah Balu@BalusClues·
Not a coincidence that our firstborn decided he needed to show up at 12:07am on the day of the #ArchBaronCup. It just means more. Happy birthday, buddy. Roll Bills.
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Phil Mackey 🎙@PhilMackey·
Sam Darnold. Super Bowl champion.
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@PastorRhett I wrote it in my planner to add in “a spring break std” for our student ministry and immediately regretted it.
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Rhett Džonson@PastorRhett·
@Ben_Is_Second Nothing wrong with giving all your friends and relatives a bespoke std when the occasion calls for it.
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New thing I learned today: don’t abbreviate “save the date”.
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Got a pretty sweet voicemail at the office today.
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This Pats/Chargers game has me on the edge of my seat.
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Thor Nystrom@thorku·
Pretty sure Kenny Albert just called Dart "Kafka"
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The Lakers Daddy@NugsGetBuckets·
Who are you cutting to make a starting 5?
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JJ McCarthy griddys into the end zone! MINvsDAL on NBC Stream on @NFLPlus + Peacock
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Ryan Vick@RyanVick_4·
Brandon Aubrey’s having a Daniel Carlson game. #Skol
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This little Vikings fan >>>>
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JJ McCarthy > Dak Prescott
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A few quick notes:
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Phil Mackey 🎙@PhilMackey·
OK... I'm ready for the offseason
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Philip Rivers throwing a TD pass in 2025 is just so beautiful.
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