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I would rather drop my kid than miss the claps for Sorry you're not a winner

Go-go gadget fentanyl

Hey Siri, how many grams of protein are in pussy?

Get you a girl that sucks her thumb

It’s 60° out and this bitch talking about it getting icy

The metalcore trifecta

Riley’s trying to tell me they didn’t have straws at Starbucks

Thinking about bringing the rack back but only having the Beartooth set up on it

@Apple why is the notification to turn my music down louder than my fucking music?

Riley would apologize to the bullet that kills her

Mario Duplantier is the only drummer I respect that wears gloves

Took an 8 hour nap yesterday

12 days of Christmas but each day is a gram of cocaine

*me getting my oil changed* mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“ me:

Man I look like shit

“I smell like a campfire” but it’s sung like that one smashing pumpkins song

Saw a car with a painted on brake light today

6 years ago today, the EP116 of Dragon Ball Super was aired! This was the episode of one of the best Kamehameha in the entire franchise!