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@BiigJoe_

Nigerian Farmer/Poultry Enthusiast/I Love Gospel Music/There's Great Wealth In Structured Farming

Abeokuta, Nigeria เข้าร่วม Haziran 2021
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What a typical poultry farmer like myself looks out for first thing in the morning
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Mazi Nathan
Mazi Nathan@rukky_nate·
Once mumu man wise, mumu man don become bad person. 😂 For this life, no let anybody use you oo. wise up
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NaijaFarmer
NaijaFarmer@Nig_Farmer·
Some of my Kwara and Ondo people would argue with you that Amala is best served this way. I might actually agree with them ooo What do you guys think about this combo?
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Temi Of ATL🇺🇸🇳🇬
Temi Of ATL🇺🇸🇳🇬@FavorGrace90·
Grace is receiving God’s favor, kindness, and blessings even when you haven’t earned them.
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Kunmi Àgbà Farmer
Kunmi Àgbà Farmer@kunmigbenga·
I once traveled to a small town and stopped by a local bar. They sold drinks and all kinds of pepper soup…goat meat, fish, you name it. They relied on a supplier for their catfish, but one day the supplier disappointed them and customers were complaining. I suggested to the owner that he start a small backyard fish farm as a backup plan, just in case something like that happened again. Thankfully, he listened. Two years later, I visited the place again and was amazed. Everything had changed. They now had TVs, solar power, CCTV cameras, and even a proper signboard. The place that used to have only a tree for shade had transformed completely. The man recognized me immediately and greeted me warmly alongside his wife. He had even added some healthy weight since I last saw him. He told me he had quit his taxi job and now used the vehicle mainly to transport feed for his animals and drinks for the bar. His children were looking like proper ajebotas. He said that backup plan was a game changer. Once customers realized they could always get what they came for, more people started patronizing the place because of the consistency. The man refused to collect a dime for anything I bought that day. But that’s not even the main story… His first daughter had been eyeing me since I arrived. Long story short, I collected her number before leaving. 🏃‍♂️‍➡️
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Oloye.
Oloye.@Ol0ye·
I am loading a container in Indianapolis. To be shipped to Lagos. If you have anything that needs shipping. Cars, trucks, furniture. No electronics, phones and gadgets (they're liable to theft ant fragile.) Accepting all non fragile and legal shipments. Reach out on WA. Contact link in bio.
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Sir Dickson
Sir Dickson@Wizarab10·
Broda la n pe maluu ko je ka koja If we have to call a cow "brother", so it will allow us pass through, so be it.
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Dr STAN
Dr STAN@realBigStanH·
Something to add to your collection of great knowledge!! French horns: Invented in Germany, not France. Panama hats: Handwoven in Ecuador, not Panama. Chinese checkers: Invented in Germany in 1892; the name was simply a marketing gimmick Lead pencils: They are filled with graphite, not lead. Tin foil: Has not been made of tin in decades; it is made entirely of aluminum. Dry cleaning: Not completely dry—it uses liquid chemical solvents instead of wate Peanuts (they are legumes, not nuts). Funny bone (it is a nerve, not a bone).
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The Nigerian Farmer
The Nigerian Farmer@Naija_farmers·
Zookeepers never share an enclosure with a tiger. But they routinely walk unprotected into the territory of a 300-pound bird armed with a four-inch, disemboweling claw. With apex predators, safety protocols are absolute. Keepers operate under strict "protected contact" rules, relying on a wall of steel mesh or a reinforced gate. Big cats are also highly predictable, they sleep most of the day and signal their aggression clearly before striking. Ostriches, however, fall into a dangerous middle ground. Because they are herbivores, zoos often treat them closer to livestock. Keepers regularly enter their enclosures to clean or feed them, creating the physical proximity required for an attack. As prey animals, ostriches are easily spooked and highly erratic. During mating season, males become intensely territorial and can charge without warning, reaching speeds of over 40 miles per hour. An ostrich's foot is equipped with a primary talon that can grow up to four inches long. The true danger lies in their anatomy. An ostrich kicks forward with immense force. Because it attacks by kicking downward and raking its foot across its target, a single strike can easily inflict fatal wounds. When a zookeeper is caught inside an enclosure with a startled ostrich, they face dinosaur-like weaponry with no steel mesh to protect them.
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The Nigerian Farmer@Naija_farmers

Why do zookeepers consider seemingly harmless animals like ostriches more dangerous than big predators like lions or tigers?

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Babalola Esq.⚖️
Oluwo na evil man because he so soap for cleansing for young nigga Oluso na man of God for doing same thing God sees all🙂‍↔️
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Techriz💯📈
Techriz💯📈@Techriztm·
“He won’t do it.” “He doesn’t have $1,000 to give.” “All traders are the same.” 😂😂 But truth be told, the reason I wanted to give the entire $1,000 to one person wasn’t because I couldn’t split it among many people. God has blessed me enough. I just wanted to know what it feels like to become the beginning of someone else’s breakthrough. I still remember making my first $1,000. I cried. I had no idea at the time, but that moment was the start of everything changing for me. So I wanted someone else to experience that feeling too. Not half of it. Not a fraction of it. The whole thing. And after sending it, I called him. We spoke for a while. Hearing the excitement in his voice… Man, I can confidently say this: Making money is beautiful. But being used to change someone’s story? That feeling is on a completely different level. ❤️🙏🏽 Thank you Lord for keeping things running smoothly, I Win always.
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Sir Dickson
Sir Dickson@Wizarab10·
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MrBanks💰
MrBanks💰@Mrbankstips·
You just made your first $1M. Your brain immediately jumps to the bigger house, the nicer car, that business idea you’ve been itching to execute. Resist all of it, that instinct is exactly why most people who come into money are broke again within a few years. The move nobody teaches you: do nothing. Let it sit. Don’t deploy it, don’t try to flip it, don’t show it off. Park it somewhere safe that pays you while you think. Lock it into a 2–3 month yield-bearing instrument e.g T-bills, low-risk positions, safe and battle-tested protocols. You’re not trying to get rich off it; you’re already there. You’re buying yourself time to think clearly and getting paid to do it. Run the numbers. $1M at just 5% APR: → $50,000 a year → $4,167 a month → $137 a day Every day you wake up, $137 landed in your account. You didn’t touch your principal. You didn’t lift a finger, and if that 5% compounds daily, you’re closer to $51,200 a year, the money starts making money on the money. So before you spend a single dollar or naira, ask yourself one question: can this purchase pay for itself from the interest alone? If yes, you’ve earned it. If no, you’re eating your seed. Anyone can GET money. Keeping it is a different skill entirely and it starts with the discipline to sit still while everyone expects you to splurge. Sometimes parking it and letting it pay you is the best play ever. This is from experience, don’t joke with your once-in-a-lifetime SEED when it comes your way.
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🦉 🧘🏽‍♂️spiRituaL🧘🏽‍♂️
Helping people is a gamble. A few will be grateful and remember you for life. Many will ride on like you only existed for that moment. Need has a way of making people humble temporarily. People will come to you when life has cornered them... cry... beg... make promises from a place of desperation. But once life gives them space again, they can make you question yourself. Painting your kindness as foolishness. But that is life… We become bridges in people’s lives, and they will cross through your sacrifice, your support, your love, your presence… And after crossing, it's Au revoir. Painful, yes... But understand this, being good is not a business where every investment brings profit. Even your good can K.I.L.L you... So be GAMBLE AWARE. Build yourself to be ready for the worst type of pain… because it will come and surviving it depends on how you build your emotional and mental strength today. We all have a story... The weakest and most used version of me came when I practiced forgiveness without boundaries.
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@spiRiituaL Oh bro, this is so true. After I suffered stroke...this lesson about relationships became a sterling reality. Today my daughter is out of school and yet I had helped over 23 successfully and even these lost kind and encouraging words. Life..😱

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Foundational Nupe Lawyer
Nigeria’s security is not a government-only battle; it’s a collective fight. Criminals don’t operate from another planet. They live among us. They move in our neighbourhoods, markets, and communities. The best intelligence will always come from vigilant citizens who are willing to report suspicious movements and activities. Let’s stop the “it’s not my business” mentality. If we see something, we must say something. Working hand-in-hand with security agencies is not snitching, it’s nation-building. Government cannot do it alone. We must do it together. Report. Stay alert. Protect our communities. #SecureNigeria #ReportSuspiciousActivities #OneNigeria
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