Billy

When I die do NOT post about me on LinkedIn

God this California governor debate is abysmal. It’s not looking good

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

he's not gonna fuck you bro

I got a glock in my rari

Hilarious

big fan of magyar's post victory tour where he simply visits institutions to tell them that they're dogshit *visits president* -resign you piece of shit *visits state broadcaster* -pieces of shit, you'll be shut down

I have arrived at the Sándor Palace to meet the President of Hungary. @DrTamasSulyok is unworthy of representing the unity of the Hungarian nation. He is unfit to serve as the guardian of legality. He is not fit to serve as a moral authority or a role model. Following the formation of the new government, Tamás Sulyok must leave office immediately.

My landlord is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

every Waymo should be named after the driver it replaced

Average European's reaction if Orban loses today:

My friend Guillaume is looking for a wife He is: - 45 years old - just finished university - makes over €2,400 a month in a great job (barista) - has a 1 bedroom flat passed down from his grandma (€400/mo rent) - appreciates the finer things in life - wants to have 6+ children - his future wife must be 27 years old or younger who's interested?

> a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again > SPY -.3%

Do NOT live every day as if it’s your last

President Trump begins by saying that “militarily, it’s been one of the best” Easters.

Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for turning Jesus Christ in to the Roman authorities. But he made nearly 10 times that amount by placing a Polymarket bet accurately predicting the day of Christ’s death.

im going through things you can’t even find on reddit

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

stopping myself from texting my crush by repeating “the Chinese think in centuries”