The Three Misfits

The Misfits Dominica Moro =⚙️ Tara O'Kelly =🫡 Helga Davidson =🐺 N/SFW rp lit/semi-lit More info below

@FuckGortash //Try changing it?

@BioAdepTiefling ❤️‍🔥; it gives me the error message on the app and browser too so like, wtf do I even do aaaaaa

❤️‍🔥; fuck me I guess 🫠I hate this encrypted shit. How TF am I supposed to look back on things now Dx

@FuckGortash Dominica's head shot up, looking around wildly upon hearing Karlach's voice. Upon spotting her, the green Tiefling sprinted over, and leap towards her fellow Tiefling grinning wide. "KARLACH!!!!"

ꜱɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ꜰᴏʀ: @BioAdepTiefling Is that....Naw, it couldn't be.... No wait, it is! "Dominica!"

ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʀᴀᴄᴋᴇʀ

@AMAZONOFHELL 🫡: "Gah!! Give me a second would you!!" Tara looked around the inside of her home, being dragged around by the Amazon with no real say in the matter.

@BioAdepTiefling "I believe you'll be just fine! Come on now, no time for relaxing soldier!" The Amazon grabbed Tara by the hand, forcefully taking her inside her home now.

@AMAZONOFHELL 🫡: "Yeah, I was. I was a fucking grunt!! I never set foot on a fucking airplane, let alone let a giant woman hold onto my while flying at mach fucking Jesus!!" Tara spat out, hunched over near a bush. "God I think I'm gonna hurl..."

@BioAdepTiefling The Amazon turned back and smiled. "I thought you were a soldier?" She asked, finally joking with Tara now.

@AMAZONOFHELL 🫡: Once they finally landed, Tara stepped back onto solid earth, her legs shaking like she was a baby learning out to walk through a minefield. If only her chaplain saw her now... "P-Please... Warn me next time you do this shit...."

@BioAdepTiefling The Wonder Woman would grin hearing Tara scream and hug onto her. However, she eventually tighten her hold a little more, holding Tara like a baby almost-. They would then arrive at her place. . . 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐍! Something she made by, you guessed, a spell!

@AMAZONOFHELL 🫡: "Hang on, what do you- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH-" Of all the things Tara was prepared to do, flying was not one of them, as she gripped tightly onto Wonder Woman, like a Koala hugging a tree... Albeit with a bit more shaking-

@BioAdepTiefling "Good enough." She answered for both of those replies. "Hold onto me." She said, flying without a warning.

@AMAZONOFHELL 🫡: Tara chuckled at the questions, looking down at the hand Wonder Woman grabbed. "Afraid all I got is a boss I hate, and a werewolf pup who's more like an annoyance to my health... Sergeant Tara O'Kelly. I ain't got any fancy titles like you do, so that's all you'll get."

@BioAdepTiefling +it is truly valuable. And I do NOT care if you think so otherwise! By Hecate's name you will learn to cherish your own life once I have «fixed» you!" The Amazon then grabbed the other's free hand. "What is your name anyways soldier?"

@AMAZONOFHELL - about my liver..."

@AMAZONOFHELL 🫡: Tara stared into those burning eyes, before taking a long and heavy sigh. "Fine. At least let me have my cigarettes until you find a way to fix my broken ass... What's the point of keeping me from ruining a set of already fucked up lungs... Hell, I don't even want to think-

@AMAZONOFHELL - this fate again... Better to die standing against the horrors in the dark abyss, than to waste away and rot from the inside..."

@AMAZONOFHELL - fated for people like us. I know you mean well... But there's no saving me. I have lost everyone I loved, and done things that have haunted me every night... But if I had to chose between dying in bed, or fighting until my body is too corrupted to live?... I'd choose-

@AMAZONOFHELL - a willing host. And I meant it when I said no one else will have to live through this shit."

@AMAZONOFHELL - civilizations on this damned rock. Best you might be able to do is take the pain away until I bite the dust again, but it'll come back. Could fix my lungs, but that'll only make me stop smoking these... The only way to get rid of this curse is to willingly pass it on to-

@AMAZONOFHELL - fucking bed, coughing up my lungs as they fell apart inside me. I chose this burden, this curse... So no one else ever has to again... Also, because of the regeneration of this bullshit, cigarettes are less life ending and more just hunger suppressants..."

@AMAZONOFHELL 🫡: Tara sighs, simply pulling out another cigarette as she light it up. "Because all I can feel is pain. I still feel every stab, every cut, every broken bone. I chose this fate to save others from the same monsters you fight. I chose it, because it was better than dying in a-

@AMAZONOFHELL -... My bodies to be exact. You don't really know the extent of your own mental fortitude until you have to climb over a mountain made of your own broken corpses just the beat the bastard who put you in an unwanted dirt nap..." Tara joked, taking another puff from her cigarette.

@AMAZONOFHELL 🫡: "Well forgive me if I don't sound too awe-struck, I'm an old cantankerous bitch, so it takes more than fancy titles to make me be anything but grumpy. And yes... And no. I can die just as easily as anyone else... It's just... The road back to the living is covered in bodies-