Blake Gee

Merry Kirbmas to all! 🎄

The Supreme Court has become consumed by a corruption crisis beyond its control. Today’s ruling represents an assault on American democracy. It is up to Congress to defend our nation from this authoritarian capture. I intend on filing articles of impeachment upon our return.

the hobbit was first published 86 years ago today - it still has my favourite opening line to any book ever:

@lexiadvtime17 @JeaHow Bro same I’m sorry Jean, for whatever we did 🥺

@JeaHow I have a problem bc whenever I read a subtweet I assume it’s about me even tho I have no other reason to believe it is

Oh now we're space truckin'. #Starfield (via. /u/Xeppeling on Reddit)

@lexiadvtime17 Booooo that’s lame Anyways @Seabadass wanna play “Dune Emporium”

@BlakeGee1 Yeah apparently some ppl really hate it when ppl suggest playing board games or card games 😭 it hurt my feelings to hear too

What is with this recent trend of people acting like wanting to socialize through board games or card games is bad/annoying ?

The cover for this week’s issue of the New Yorker is “Bodega Cat,” by R. Kikuo Johnson.

i crawled out of an interdimensional ditch

“do you think if i ring that bell i’ll finally be hung like a horse?” “no i think a horse will just hang you”

rocky balboa is speedbaggin my nuts

stolen onions always taste better

yo dawg watch out for that ghost

@lexiadvtime17 I’m happy to see this, be kind to yourself friend

The weather in Florida is genuinely lovely right now and I’m flabbergasted. I sat outside all evening and read. Now I’ve wandered back outside to look at the light reflected on the pond behind our house. Lovely moments to keep one going.

@BlakeGee1 you can try but you’ll never catch me alive or dead, im schrödinger’s goblin

@lexiadvtime17 @Seabadass @poster_lady23 IMAX 👀

@BlakeGee1 @Seabadass @poster_lady23 I wanna see this one in theaters if I can

I need this injected in my veins @Seabadass @lexiadvtime17 @poster_lady23

I’ve been nominated as the goofy goober police I’m watching you @beantown234

this weird british guy losing his mind over selecting pronouns in starfield is the perfect demonstration for why we must bring back lobotomies