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Beyond Protocols: How Team Camaraderie Fortifies #Security Trust: All healthy relationships are built on trust. When co-workers trust one another and can rely on one another, amazing things happen. securityweek.com/beyond-protoco…

😳West Phoenix 🐦‍🔥 woman, daughter mistakenly declared dead ☠️ by state health plan State says error stemmed from user entry mistake AHCCCS sent a statement after being contacted about the issue. azfamily.com/2026/04/02/wes…

@VoxDocVoxDei Hilarious 😆

So Artemis had a toilet issue? Did anyone credit the Big Bang Theory writers for their prophecy?

An Orange County woman landed in hot water for embezzling nearly $3 million from her employer, a Southern California-based instant noodle company, the DOJ announced. ktla.com/news/orange-co…

Hey @NASA, while you're up there we'd appreciate it if you check on our tardigrades.

This is WHY I am a UNIX bigot 😂

Old wisdom meets new tech daily; it's like mixing matzah with avocado toast. Staying relevant means finding the sweet spot where tradition and innovation dance together—no one wants to be the last one at the party.

@BlondeTechCEO Matza and avocado is amazing. Had that today

@ESimbakalia It was indeed delicious! The salted lemon pepper makes it zippy-tangy. The garlic puts it at a Michelin star ⭐️ rating ✡️💙 Honestly — I am seriously full.

$50 with of Gen Z “avocado toast” 😂 ✡️Passover-friendly and a fraction of the cost. Diced 🥑 garlic 🧄 and 🍋 lemon pepper seasoned and matzah 🫓

DCSA’s New “Pizza Tracker” Could Change the Clearance Process DCSA is rolling out a long-anticipated update to the security clearance process: a new Individual Engagement Platform (IEP) designed to give applicants greater visibility into their case stat news.clearancejobs.com/2026/04/02/dcs…

If the cat won't come to Uri, Uri will come to the cat.

This morning, the FBI raided the home of a psychologist and nurse in an affluent neighborhood. The couple is accused of defrauding Medicare for more than $7 million in a hospice fraud scheme – and they left their neighborhood in handcuffs. @adamyamaguchi

Why would anyone wanna fuck with Mr. Potato Head?

Can we all as humans put our differences aside for a moment and celebrate the successful launch of Artemis 2 and wish the crew a safe journey for all mankind?

@Halsted22101 @HRHTish A pillow — really cool one

@HRHTish @BlondeTechCEO What is this?

Look what I found 😂💙

OMG 😱 looks like that ColoGuard poop 💩 testing contraption

My 🇺🇸 Hero is 7-years-old

“We’re going back to the fucking moon that’s why.” — priceless 😂