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@SteveInmanClips The risk to reward of doing shit like this is crazy. I mean criminals are obviously not that good at risk assessment....

An off duty cop Glocks back in for duty.

2002

@Phoenix2A_1980s People agoyld have the right to protect their business. An AR-15 with 30 rounds is necessary to defend against multiple people...

We shouldn't have to live like this. Ever.

@KenHeLive Is this Stephen Jackson?

This nigga has a skit for EVERYthing. Lmfao

@HogHenry22795 @scubaryan_ I'm glad you found this hilarious.

@BluEx610 @scubaryan_ OMG YOU DIDNT LAUGH? Changes the perspective for everyone bro thanks for the info.

Druski dropped a hilarious skit about Old-heads who “never grew up or matured” 😭😭😭

@camlibelive "My balls were hot"

Share the most interesting or funniest UFC photo you’ve seen so far 📸 😂 #UFC #MMATwitter I'll start;

Goats in the Middle East have learned how to walk up walls. Experts say the goats have developed this ability as a defense to avoid being married to muslim men.

@wump_wang @TheBlackSheep84 4000 extra years and still can't have proper indoor plumbing...

Is Earth really billions of years old?

@yasemindyor Imagine all the people who didn't go on TV or Court and are just raising someone else's kid....

After DNA TESTS you will know your child is not yours.

@Billy_512 Yall welcomed

How Iron Chains built a bridge

@dofficial_vela Damn i never seen this episod3 of 3rd Rock from the Sun

It was Phil who made the mistake

The Spurs did the Knicks DIRTY with cartoon music during player introductions 😭

@nzubegoodluck80 Dude: Gay, Smiling for a picture that's gay. Next guy: Gay, dude isn't smiling for a picture.

Be honest: Is he right or completely wrong? 👇

@younghover1996 @MattWallace888 Isn't that Scarlett Johanson. Not Taylor Swift.

@MattWallace888 I wouldn’t let her touch me💯 She blows her nose with her fingers🤧🤮

She saw him from across the room and couldn't contain her excitement!

@AlphaSoupNotSee @cupidmink Squid gamefy it. I like it 👍

@BluEx610 @cupidmink I think we should only provide hard drugs using government money. Build a "opium den" like hotel, with all the drugs you can consume, free to leave at any time, but only after you spend 48 hours in drug free wing. If you OD we send your family a bonus check of 5K.

how my family describes me when i ask for takeout

@wtfahhh0 Back when female game characters were hot...

same actress btw. Detroit game The boys

@RichardCranny69 Shower thoughts...

Which First Lady do you think had the biggest nipples?

@bizzleecos The bar was low. If you didn't hit your woman. You're already a catch

wonder what it took to scare the hoes back in the day

@michaeloburns The classic "i hate women with big tits" bait. Except reversed...

if one of you puts this man's weird little penis on my timeline i will come to your house and spray paint your body green