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Dt. Bluto Mindpretzel

@BoomiestBomb

always in the corners, always in the corners. a mug of hot apple juice, *SLUUURP*. You turn to the sound, and yet, just a corner. what a bummer. mich/eal

Watch "Super Slamafied" at เข้าร่วม Kasım 2020
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Dt. Bluto Mindpretzel
Dt. Bluto Mindpretzel@BoomiestBomb·
youtu.be/B0smlWQrxKE 17-minute episode of my animated show 'Super Slamafied'. It features the color blue, a really good hat, and otaku pirates. So uh, yeah kid, give it a whirl.
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ぴ森
ぴ森@pimori·
アメリカに私のポストが全然届かない😭
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Dt. Bluto Mindpretzel@BoomiestBomb·
@AFpost When are rightoids going to drop the cute jokes and retarded conspiracy theories and pick up a pitchfork?
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AF Post@AFpost·
A nearly-complete mural of slain Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska in Providence is being removed after Jewish Mayor Brett Smiley called for it to be taken down. “The murder of the individual depicted in this mural was a devastating tragedy, but the misguided, isolating intent of those funding murals like the one across the county is divisive and does not represent Providence,” said Smiley. Follow: @AFpost
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Leah Rain ✝️🇺🇸🎸🏝️
This man lost his two year-old child and the two-year-old child’s grandparents because of a careless driver. The driver was only sentenced to 120 days community service. What would your reaction to this judge have been?
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VideoArtGame@VideoArtGame·
Name a bigger downgrade
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Robin Poe 🐑
Robin Poe 🐑@RobinPoedev·
Unironically, at least windwaker HD is capable of being pretty sometimes. The Twilight princess demake just exists to trick you into thinking the game looks worse then it ever did
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Robin Poe 🐑
Robin Poe 🐑@RobinPoedev·
We do not shit on Twilight princess HD enough
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Hoops
Hoops@Hoopss·
SpongeBob really will have you on the floor in tears dawg 😭😭😭
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Dt. Bluto Mindpretzel@BoomiestBomb·
SAM, MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO, IN THE EARLIEST MAMMALS EVOLVED A MECHANISM CALLED "BREATHING". IT'S THE PROCESS WHERE A MUSCLE CALLED THE "DIAPHRAGM" RELAXES, ALLOWING AIR TO FILL TUBES CALLED "BRONCHIALS" TO OXYGENATE THE BLOOD. HOLD TRIANGLE TO RELAX THE DIAPHRAGM AND ALLOW AIR--
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Curiosity
Curiosity@CuriosityonX·
This creature lives inside of you and controls everything you do. And you are scared of ghosts...
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RPG Enjoyer 🐉
RPG Enjoyer 🐉@BasedRPG·
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@BasedRPG Someone make one image of them both idiots shooting thenselves

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Axio 🔶
Axio 🔶@axiochrono·
The problem with modern TV is that the gap between seasons is so long that no one cares about anything anymore. It's been a year since Severance season 2. In the olden days we would already have season 3 by now. But because there's such a massive gap everyone just loses interest.
doomer@uncledoomer

wow it turns out that this scene that everybody said was the greatest thing in television history got completely forgotten about after just a couple months

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dinosaur
dinosaur@dinosaurs1969·
goodbye world
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Dt. Bluto Mindpretzel
Dt. Bluto Mindpretzel@BoomiestBomb·
@ankowaifu Everything progresses linearly like science and technology. This is a well known fact by the dumbest people on the planet.
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Dt. Bluto Mindpretzel@BoomiestBomb·
@Dreamboum This is the single, one if ever, clear cut case of the remake being a better game, in every single way. Go find a topic with real ambiguity to ragebait with.
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Dream's Longest Day
Dream's Longest Day@Dreamboum·
You're absolutely right but RE fans are huge hypocrites who hate on others for liking remakes until it's time to talk about the remake they like then the original was always dogshit and it was a technical limitation of the PS1 to have colors and lights
Wesley ✨@wesleytypes

REmake? More like GRAYmake.

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Romy
Romy@Romy_Holland·
when I was a kid, adults worked really hard to make sure I could identify reliable sources of information. they made a big deal about not citing wikipedia etc. but they didn't drive home that a lot of the people talking about politics are just mentally ill and you shouldn't listen to anything they say. the older I've gotten, the more I've seen people I know get depressed and then start talking like this. they blame their mental state on the state of the world, but the causation clearly goes the other way.
rosey🌹@thechosenberg

Seething at the miracle of birth

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Dt. Bluto Mindpretzel@BoomiestBomb·
@MbarkCherguia I like how the logic is that because a scooter rider might strike someone on the sidewalk, the compromise is that they ride into cars.
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Dt. Bluto Mindpretzel
Dt. Bluto Mindpretzel@BoomiestBomb·
@smashbaals Yeah, only have sex for procreation, too. Also only eat for nutrition. Don't listen to music, it's non-sense. Don't play games either, do something productive. Better yet, don't talk to anyone unless you have a problem or a mystery to solve. That's undisciplined.
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Smash Baals
Smash Baals@smashbaals·
It’s really that simple
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