Booze Gooser

We fought to the bitter end, just one swing of the bat and a few defensive outs from a title. Would have been my first ring (@JAJabsPBE doesn't have one either). Game 7... nothing quite like it in sports, even when you're on the side of heartbreak. Good series, Sloths. #PBEsim

Dreams do come true. #PBEsim #GoSerps

Opening Day is right around the corner. Who’s pumped? #PBEsim

Humbled to go #2 overall to the Seattle Sea Serpents. Big days are ahead! #PBEsim

Draft day. In another life, I put a lot of weight and expectations into this. I’m trying to be more even-keeled this time around. #PBEsim

Been pitching in what boss is calling the "Stopper" role alongside Ruth Heater Ginsburg. She's such a boss. We're having fun out there in the back of the 'pen. #PBEsim

@hotdog_ssc Two leagues, one tweet? Fuckin’ cheat codes, man.

Rise and grind #pbesim #shlhockey

I made my minor league "debut" last night against the Louisville Lemurs, striking out LHB Maxto Poutine to keep the game close for a potential rally in the bottom of the 9th. Feels good. #PBEsim

My fresh pic has been uploaded to the official league website. Nice. #PBEsim

It feels quite good to get back out on the field again. I think I’m going to enjoy playing for Brew City. #PBEsim

The last few year—erm, months, my fastball hasn't quite had the gusto it used to. It just kept falling on the way to the plate. Like a sinker or something. I've been working hard at it and I think I found a solution. My fastball is back, baby. Ready for Spring Training. #PBEsim

Wow! It's an honor to be taken by the @BrewCityBears with the 19th overall pick this year. @Farnz0 made me this sweet trading card to commemorate the occasion. #PBEsim

With the draft tomorrow, I figured it was about time to fill out my Intro PT. Click here to find out what I've been up to lately. #PBEsim probaseballexperience.jcink.net/index.php?show…

I've been invited to participate in the Rookie Showcase tonight. (Apparently, they were in desperate need of bodies.) I'm hoping this puts me on some teams' radars. I'll be playing for the Flint Generals alongside Todd Hafner, Ruben Ramirez, and John Smoltz III. #PBEsim

Apparently there's been some question & debate online about my age. I'm definitely 19. All those hyperzoom photos on Reddit identifying my sun spots, wrinkles, receding hairline, and that particularly intrusive one about my birth certificate is all bunk. I'm 19, not 34. #PBEsim

The S23 Minors World Series is over. Congrats to the Amarillo Armadillos. In another life I was a ... fan of the team, we'll say. Onto the next one though. The draft inches closer. #PBEsim

I've been working all my life for this moment. I'm excited to officially declare for the Season 24 minor league draft! #PBEsim