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US Stocks. On Solana. Anywhere in the world. Lume Web is officially LIVE. Stop trading like it's 1999. It’s time to trade at the speed of light. 💨 @solana

me when every phone has the Solana Mobile Stack

Retardmaxxing The art of never thinking You are flow state, you are just doing shit You aren’t thinking about the consequences or challenges You invite them, because a retard doesn’t think He just goes. Retardmaxxing

how crypto guys explain their job: > to parents: “i work in tech” > to friends: “i do finance stuff” > to girl: “i’m an investor” > to CT: “i’m a degen” > to mirror at 3am: “what am i doing”

Stablecoins + AI Agents + x402 = the future of autonomous internet money.

You can now monitor, buy, or sell OpenClaw startups An online marketplace for builders

Introducing Lightspeed. Crypto's first investor relations platform, built with @Blockworks for professional allocators and the Solana ecosystem. Get access here: lightspeed.vip

Crypto changed my life. I was poor, but now now I am poor and homeless

JUST IN: Tom Lee's 'BitMine' buys 45,759 $ETH worth $91 million.

- be Peter Steinberger - sell your company for $100M+ - spend three years in existential crisis - become jacked - come back from retirement - vibe-code 43 failed projects - project 44 is ClawdBot - goes viral - Anthropic sends you trademark law suits - rename to MoltBot - crypto scammers hijack your accounts in seconds - secret rebrand to OpenClaw - hit 180K GitHub stars - get acquired by OpenAI

200,000+ devices shipped. 400+ apps live. $3B+ in onchain volume. Now we're bringing Solana to Android hardware manufacturers worldwide. See you at MWC Barcelona 2026 🇪🇸

The mobile first revolution is happening on Solana 📱

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This next Tuesday, I’m sitting down with @a1lon9, co-founder of @Pumpfun, on @StreamDraperTV. We’ll talk on-chain fundraising, decentralized media, and how pumpfun’s Build In Public hackathon is expanding the traditional VC playbook. Make sure to tune in!

when will bots on openclaw start solmailing?

Beta is now open to everyone — testflight.apple.com/join/Cs4ddJwY

Building the future of finance on @Solana ☀️ To scale Wall Street UX, we needed a chain that keeps up. With sub-second finality and near-zero fees, Solana is the only choice for the Lume ecosystem. Since launching on Jan 26th, we've already hit: $207k+ in Trade Volume 📈 $3,500+ in Protocol Fees 💸 Track our real-time growth: dune.com/lumewallet/lum… Shaping internet capital markets with @toly @mert and the best community in Web3. 🚀🌐

🚨NEW: @Solana processed over 150 million transactions yesterday, a new all-time high.

To: ██████ █████ From: Jeffrey Epstein jeevacation@gmail.com 25. Oct. 2014, 3:17am gmail is no longer safe too many eyes too many logs heard about solmail end to end means end. to. end. i just want my emails read by me and god mark my words

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