Boring Mark Winstone

@windog78 @RobDutt93 @MarkWinstone

@RobDutt93 @MarkWinstone Casually strolls off 🤣

@windog78 @MarkWinstone This is where our Mark went! 🤣

Fellow drivers out there what’s your favourite Radio station to listen too whilst were trucking along 📻 #BMW #DriversUnion

@RobDutt93 Good morning Robert, firstly what a breath of fresh air it was yesterday. The 4 def,3 mid,3 fwd equalling 4-3-3 was more the Crewe way. The pie I can’t remember I was too intoxicated 😬 & I loved my afternoon even making the official social media feed in the crowd #BMW #AMWeLove

So the big question is ... were the pies any better for the start of the Alex Morris era @BoringMarky ???

Thankyou Dave for all the success you gave. Selfishly I hope the new manager will mean they start filling the pies & pasties with fillings again 😬 Also don’t look much further than #BMW managerial record 😉 I’m available but not giving my job up as #NumberOne @cadstonesbs 🛻

@RobDutt93 @alportfc @goddarddidz #UpTheBoca #InTheTop5inSY13 #BMW

@alportfc @goddarddidz Announce @BoringMarky

BREAKING NEWS **Club Statement** It’s with huge shock and disappointment we announce the sudden resignation of first team manager @goddarddidz The club have moved swiftly regarding his interim replacement for our upcoming games and will be announced shortly #WeArealport

@RobDutt93 @windog78 Due to GDPR I can’t reveal what delights one has in the picnic department but I can say I’m looking forward to it and I can’t deny I’ve already made several entries into the box on route this morning. Will miss our #CreweAlex day but as you all know we will be back #BMW

@BoringMarky @windog78 Sorry to hear I won't see you at The Alex today Mark. What's in the picnic ?

Early start this morning for #BMW off in the Lancashire area for the NW Rally with my brother @windog78 and my eldest child Jake. We’re travelling up in Simons new Hyundai and have the picnic ready. Hoping for a good day in the British sun doing something we enjoy together 🚘

@CallumWinstone @windog78 It would be quite easy for me to give a personal opinion on the overall experience of said new vehicle but I’d rather let the experts explain so advice you seek via the tinterweb that opinion. Must admit not a fan of the selected colour but I’m a plain Jane #BMW

@BoringMarky @windog78 Thoughts on the Hyundai?

@edwardchadwick9 @cadstonesbs Good evening Edward. If you have any questions regarding rules & regulations I’d recommend you visit the relevant organisations websites for clarity on the question you are looking to answer. I hope this helps #BMW #CadstonesNumberOne

@cadstonesbs How many can you fit on the loader @BoringMarky ?

DO YOU KNOW CADSTONES DO........BOTTLED GAS?! 🔥 Bottled propane and butane readily available for collection or delivery, from home heating to caravaning to barbecuing, we've got you covered! Call 01948 661972 for all orders and enquiries! #shoplocal

If you go the fuel station and still put £20.00 in, it’s still £20.00. Don’t overthink it. Next time you go do the same and again and again. You may go more often with the increase but don’t worry it’s still £20.00 Markys here to help 😬 #BMW #FuelPrice

Nearly the first week done back @cadstonesbs HQ. Fair to say the weather has been difficult this week, straps get drenched making them very difficult to use. Hopefully some dry weather pending & can get some maintenance done on such things. Hope everyone is okay #BMW

Flew back from Portugal 🇵🇹 for this & at least a weekend unbeaten for the mighty #CreweAlex With the mm of rainfall recorded it’s not surprising but at least we didn’t have to listen to that guy from Pompey for 90 minutes 🔔 Back on the truck 2moz, can’t wait 🚛 #BMW #NumberOne

Afternoon Twitter, firstly my apologies I’ve not been active but I’m currently in Portugal 🇵🇹 and I wasn’t sure if I got charged extra with my tariff for using Twitter whilst abroad. It’s nice to get away sometimes with my busy schedule @cadstonesbs weekly as the main driver #BMW

Last full day at work today before next weeks vacation out of SY13. I’m in the old van today @cadstonesbs which I don’t mind but the fuel consumption isn’t as good as the other vans and I’m the only one who fills the vans up 🙄 #NeverMind #LifeOfATrucker #BMW

Well another day done. Going on my holidays next Monday so now I only have Friday and Saturday morning in work.Chip day today @cadstonesbs had my usual and Robert the boss treated us all to a crème egg. Really are some good ppl in this world. Only sad thing today a van broke #BMW

While we assume that all oranges are orange in color because of their name, the fruit is often green when ripe, thanks to plenty of chlorophyll. In South America and other tropical locales, oranges are green year round. #MarkyKnows #BMW

Well another day done @cadstonesbs HQ as the number one driver. Started at 07.11am this morning and finished at 15.21pm (approx times) nothing major to report, feeling tired to be fair after a late night watching the mighty #CreweAlex yday. Sausages on the menu tonight #BMW

@RobDutt93 I would probably say Robert a 32.5% ratio of cheese in this past I had last night. Which on average is 17.7% more than normal on a regular matchday. So all in all I was one of the lucky ones. My brother Simon wanted a cheeseburger but that had the burger and bun but no cheese

@BoringMarky Was there much cheese in it this week Mark ? Did you have any sauce on it ?

Unlucky Dave. Keep your head up. I enjoyed my cheese and onion 🧅 #BMW

Just took 3 lengths of 125mm MDF Ogee Skirting 5.4m pre primed to Brook Rd, got there & customer said he wanted 3 lengths of 175mm MDF Ogee Skirting 5.4m pre primed instead. I said okay, see you in ten minutes, traffic permitting #CustomersAlwaysRight #BMW #DriversLife