Kyle
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Kyle
@BossKyle_sol
LOCKED TF IN! https://t.co/b7BzyAN6CY @PadreApp

12 tons of KitKat bars stolen in chocolaty heist in Europe, Nestle says. cbsn.ws/3O850ET


KitKat Heist: 12 Tons of KitKats Stolen

Braves Vision just paid off two hours of talking about the European Kit Kat heist by having reporter @wileyballard_ eat a bunch of Kit Kats

OFFICIAL STATEMENT AXOL HQ formally denies any involvement in the Italian KitKat heist. While our chocolate flows heavy, we assure you these bars were acquired legally, mostly because 12 tons wouldn't fit in our kitchen. Our hearts (and stomachs) go out to the missing F1 stash!

on an unrelated note we just got this email from the boss

sorry guys we were product testing for our 12th herb and spice


i think $heist deserves a million market-cap most funny meme we had for a while

This is just a coincidence, we swear...



Yes

memescope means everyone will buy 10 sol of $punch right?






