Botts Bulletin Board

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FRIDAY PIEDAY! Get your pork pies, beef pies, seagull pies, canopies, spies and "assorted meat" salads. Available every Friday at Botts Bay.

You can't have the Black Noose Islands without the Black Noose. Tours daily from Botts Bay, children hang free! twitter.com/WSMegaGames/st…

...Rummy rummy rummy rum rum rum! RUUMM! RUUMM! RUM! Rummy rummy rummy rum rum rum! Rummy rummy rummy rum rum rum! A-rummy rummy rummy...

Let's all be merry and sing the rum song! Rummy rummy rummy rum rum rum! Rummy rummy rummy rum rum rum! A-rummy rummy rummy rummy rummy rum!

VESSELS DUE IN PORT THIS WEEK: Siren's Scent, The Vengaboat, Frumpy Dolphin, Tsar Destroyer & the annual corpse collection barge.

I'VE GOT WOOD FOR SHEEP. But also need brick and lumber. Please help. Small settlement surrounded by blue & orange. Contact Old Redd

@Cardinal_Ferrum Race you to the finish line ;)

@Cardinal_Ferrum I only pray to my rum bottle and will forever hold faith to the value of a dubloon.

@cotis_sirreg Sturdy as Old Dumb Tam's resolve to never speak of what he saw on the night his wife went missing. Surely a horror, aye.

@TheIronSharks For the right amount of coin, they can stand however you wish.

TRADE OFFER: I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS - But the doc says they're no good for my scurvy. Wanting oranges in return. Contact Pierre

STREET THEATRE! Shows daily at 9pm, 10pm and 11pm out the front of Botts Bay Tavern. BYO seating. Now showing: "Get Out of My Pub, Drunkard"

FOR SALE: One plank. Quite large. Only used on Sundays. Slightly stained with bodily fluids. Must arrange own pickup. 4 P/E ONO. Contact Jeb

Local fishermen report sightings of black sails on the sunset horizon. Shop at the Botts General Store for all your anti-hallucinatory meds!

Botts Bay. You will never find a more resourceful haven of rum-spiked vibrancy. #CotIS