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@itis_dee @EnjoymentMamaa Lol okay o

@Boy_Hashh @EnjoymentMamaa People who say things like this are so disconnected from reality. The only solution is to pray and fight for a better Nigeria!

Once the novelty wears off, you start realising how displaced we truly are. The novelty for me, started wearing off in year 6. I think many people start feeling it around the 5-7 yr mark.

@Ol0ye @UnkleAyo 5”3? That can’t be a good woman 😂😂 Short women with yansh dey always wicked

@UnkleAyo She's like 5'3" o but na good woman. Big bunda too. 30+. If this sounds interesting. Say Hi on WA. I'll send you her number and tell her I sent you.

If I give you woman and I guarantee you that she's a good woman. You go marry @UnkleAyo ?

We just dey suffer for Nigeria mehn

@KPRIMODAL @Steve_Nash24 @Madridghost1 Well done. E no easy.

@Steve_Nash24 @Madridghost1 Full time Job 1 1712 x 2 , job 2 650 x 2 , online job 560 per month, monthly expenses 2080. No car no balling, Minimalist single guy here. Not using it to brag cos its not sustainable in the long run. we lookong to upskill to have just one great job.

How do you even save money as immigrants in Canada?

@KPRIMODAL @Madridghost1 “No job beneath me” “3K saved monthly” And you live in a 1bedroom in Ontario? Hmm

@Madridghost1 Omo you go save ooo especially if you have the no job beneath me attitude oo. I be single guy in my own 1 bedroom apartment in hamilton but still save 3 k monthly. E no easy but it can be done.

Everything you say, you’re right. I agree with you 😂😂

Whoever made this Africhange app needs to be seriously flogged

@IsabellaAmara1 Na you feel say na only chocolates and sweets dem dey sell

I’ll never understand how someone pays over 16 million for a shop in Lekki, Admiralty And chooses to sell only chocolates and sweets🤦‍♀️

Asian Mone¥ 💯

@BatoOge Got a job before I left Nigeria

Please, I need your help. If you came to Canada as a PR, between 0 to 5 years. Please, how long did it take you to get a job? Is the job in alignment of what you were doing back home? 🇨🇦 🍁

@overlord_xi @maxvayshia You can literally see the difference in the picture lol

@maxvayshia 😂😂 Who will know the difference?

Actually an irresponsible way to spend money.

@hypetribeng I actually like this performance

😭🫵🏾

@just_lawson__ @SirJarus @Tommyleewiz Yeah it was that calm down song. Changed his whole life mehn

@Boy_Hashh @SirJarus @Tommyleewiz That calm down song did greatness Whenever I meet a new friend, they always know “baby calm down”

Me I'm not a music enthusiast o, but with what I have seen outside Nigeria (when I discuss Nigeria with a random person outside Nigeria - which I have done in at least 20 countries), here is the order of popularity in recent years: 1. Burna Boy 2. Davido 3. Wizkid Rema, Yemi Alade and some other random guys I don't even know are also a shout for that 3rd spot. Or 4th below. Talking about random guys, I didn't even know Ric Hassani was Nigerian until a Tanzanian mentioned him as his favourite Nigerian artiste. But Burna Boy is the most consistent first mention.

@Highteaspeaks Wahala 😂😂😂 she get full lineup with bench

So yesterday was Johnny Drille’s concert in Toronto, and somehow I found myself there even though I had absolutely no plan to attend. A close friend of mine was one of the promoters, so my plan was to spend a few mins at the event and escape back home. Instead, I accidentally purchased a front-row seat to the greatest relationship drama ever produced I was sitting quietly in VIP, chewing gum and minding my business, when two ladies joined my table. Let’s call them Lady A and Lady B Shortly after the arrived, Lady A received a call and stepped outside to take it When Lady A returned, the premium gist subscription activated immediately Apparently, the call was from a guy named John For the next 15 minutes, Lady A gave a detailed review of John. John was romantic, John was caring, John was thoughtful, John was planning their future, Honestly, if John applied for Canadian citizenship through marriage, I would have approved it myself. Then came the twist, Lady A said John wasn’t really her type, Instead, she couldn’t stop talking about another guy, Let’s call him Boy Alinco. Boy Alinco was on his way to the concert from what I deduced. The way she talked about him, it sounded like boy Alinco is a struggling immigrant 😅😂 John had the future. Boy Alinco had the vibes. As I was processing all these information, a tall dark man suddenly tapped her on the shoulder. Lady A turned around and nearly swallowed her tongue. “JEFFERY?!” The entire table froze Jeffery looked just as surprised “Babe, I thought you said you were working night shifts today?” he said, then She muffled something that I didn’t hear, Then goes Jeffery, “I got these tickets because I wanted to surprise you, but when you told me you’d be at work, I figured I’d just come with Luis instead. At that point, Lady A’s soul briefly left her body. 😂 I stopped chewing my gum, Lady B couldn’t stopped blinking and even the music suddenly sounded quieter, then one thing became clear Jeffery wasn’t John, neither was he Boy Alinco 😂😂 Ladies and gentlemen, we had officially exceeded the maximum number of characters allowed in this relationship, I thought to myself as I started doing CIA, FBI investigations in my head. Anyways, while we were on that back and forth, Lady A’s phone rang again. She glanced at the screen, and you could literally see panic on her face, from the look on Lady B’s face, It looked like Boy Alinco had just arrived. I was just shaking my head all through, it felt as if I was watching the group stage of the UEFA Champions League between John, Boy Alinco and Jeffery, I looked at my watch and it was already 10:45 PM. That was my cue to leave, To be honest, I was exhausted Not physically, but Emotionally. Because throughout this entire saga, these ladies looked classy, well put together, innocent, and respectable. If I hadn’t accidentally become an unwilling spectator, I would never have guessed there was a whole Premier League table of men involved. At that point, I felt sorry for Jeffery, John and Boy Alinco, who has probably arrived but stuck outside because his date dares not pick his call 😂 I picked up my car keys, shook my head and started my journey home! Although, I wish I waited for the full thing to unravel but I just had to leave! All I know is that Johnny Drille wasn’t the only performer at that concert. If you’re dating in Toronto, I feel very scared for you! 😭😭

This advice I dey give you fit/fit not spoil your life sha 🫠

Can’t believe what I just read

@Adebayoadesanya The US. Easy.

Nigerians argue about this every day, so let's settle it once and for all. If you had to start life from scratch today, where would you choose? 🇺🇸 USA 🇨🇦 Canada 🇬🇧 UK Rank them based on: 💼 Jobs 🏠 Cost of Living 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Raising a Family 🔒 Security ⚽ Opportunities for Kids (Sports) 🛂 Citizenship/Passport 🍲 Food & Lifestyle. My ranking: 🥇 Canada 🥈 USA 🥉 UK Before you attack me, drop your ranking and tell me where you actually live

@Adebayoadesanya @SolaTheAnalyst Na to just come down leave the car for the examiner dey go house 😂😂

There was a day when traffic was so heavy that I had to wait in the intersection to complete my turn. The light changed, but the oncoming drivers just kept going and refused to stop. Before I knew it, the cars from the other direction had started moving, and I was stuck in the middle of the road with vehicles coming from everywhere. That was one of the most stressful driving moments I've experienced.

My first failure in Canada happened somewhere I had been confident for years. I had it all planned. Get the driving licence. If a job does not come through immediately, Uber is the backup. 🇨🇦 I took the lessons. Studied the rules. Booked the Full G in Toronto. Test was going well. Then on the way back I needed to turn left. A car was coming. In my mind it was far enough. In Nigeria I would have gone. 🇳🇬 I went. 😭 The examiner said nothing. I parked. Thought I had passed. “Why didn’t you give way to that vehicle.” I had no answer. “Unfortunately you have not passed today.” In Nigeria I would have begged. But I know say oyibo no dey hear ‘Oga abeg’ I said thank you and walked out. Water nearly comot for my eyes 😭 Went back to Naija that December and within 30 minutes of landing I knew why I failed 😭 Nobody checks lanes. Nobody waits. We just move the car and trust God. Based on how you drive in Nigeria do you think you would ever pass a driving test abroad? 😂 P.S If you think Canada’s test is bad I hear the UK’s is worse 🫵🏽