Brandon

Hey @Senators, I’m going I assume everyone is playing with a hangover. This is one sad cause for a hockey team tonight.

Google search: How many times can mans eat subway a week before death.

@knockedloose and @KublaiKhanTX need to hit the road together for the “nobody gets out alive tour”. Nobody is getting TF out in one piece.

Treated this guy like the princess that he is and took him to Medieval Times for date night! 👑👑

the new iphone xox

50,000 people signed up on Facebook to shoot guns at the hurricane... Merica' 🇺🇸

@imacasshole *number 1 hype crew

YO @bertkreischer, when you bringing your sober ass up to Canada?

Two weeks!

When it's 14 degrees in August and you're sitting there wondering where the summer has gone...

I think this new @ASAPferg may be the best record of 2017.

"McDonald's burgers are 67 cents today!?" *throws down a $20 on the counter* "fuckin sennnnnnnnd it boys"

@timothywaugh some of the tightest technology created to date lol

@timothywaugh so blues fest shouldn't have any blues bands playing? Im confused.

It's really encouraging to punish the residents/visitors for supporting your bluesfest and the downtown core. Thumbs up @CityKitchener

@CityKitchener I come back to a sea of parking tickets. Sounds like I'm not alone on this one....

Dear @CityKitchener, how am I supposed to pay for parking downtown when your stupid meter doesn't even work? ...

RIP Macaulay Culkin

Jamming @BrandonGatten will #approve