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Brandon Waters

@Brandon_Waters

pro fighter and striking coach. owner/ head coach @boldcitykickboxing. dim/sum. jaguars 🐾🐆🇵🇭 🇺🇸

Florida, USA เข้าร่วม Mart 2009
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Brandon Waters@Brandon_Waters·
I hear Udinski and Campanille were really terrible locker room guys. Y’all definitely don’t want them for head coach. No touchy touchy.
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mallard@timmyduck68·
How I look in the uber on the ride to the airport after a Jags road game
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My neighbors dog, sparks incessantly and loudly whenever they are bangin. Let’s just say that dog’s been barking a whole lot lately.
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Taylor Doll@TayDoll1010xl·
Shoutout to Fly’s tie. One of my OG beach hangs. Lots of good memories! Thanks for the good times, friends and good music!
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Haven’t been in the track bike in almost 2 years I’m ashamed to say. Pressure washed, chain lubed, and re did the handlebar tape. Damn feels good to go fast again after lazy beach cruisin for so long. #fixedgear
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Brandon Waters@Brandon_Waters·
@DUVAL_DOOM Not even referring to cowford, which is a great spot. It’s well within an establishments rights to enforce a dress code, Florida or otherwise. Honestly, if I’m paying fine dining prices, I want to sit in a room full of people dressed nicely.
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Johnny Machiavelli
Johnny Machiavelli@DUVAL_DOOM·
@Brandon_Waters The ambiance at Cowford is a million times better than the ambiance at RC, though, & without a dress code. IMO it's Florida. Dress codes are idiotic.
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Brandon Waters@Brandon_Waters·
@med_904 Yes. Also the most unfortunate name. Cakes?? Fuckin cakes???
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Do the urinal cakes splash more than a normal urinal or am I just special needs
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Brandon Waters@Brandon_Waters·
@KendraMiddleton Moose aka moose goosie Full government name- Moosie Goosie Bandito Ricardo de la Rosa
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Kendra Middleton@KendraMiddleton·
If you have a pet, what is their name and the nickname or names you call them?
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Dave Smith@ComicDaveSmith·
People will bust @luisjgomez balls for this , and they should, it’s hilarious and there has never been a human being in history who was more willing to make himself the butt of the joke than Luis. It’s why he’s the best podcaster in the world. The truth is that Luis is genuinely a great person. He’s the most loyal friend I’ve ever had. He’d fight a hundred guys without asking a question for me and probably any of his friends. He’s a great father, a brilliant mind, and a hilarious comedian. All ball busting aside, I pray my son grows up to be a man with Luis’ integrity.
Legion of Skanks@LegionOfSkanks

Luis Breaks Down saying goodbye to best friend Dave Smith😢 ALL NEW #LegionOfSkanks w/ @natebargatze & @DanSoder premieres NOW! Link in bio‼️

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Brandon Waters@Brandon_Waters·
@luisjgomez Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or a hundred duck sized horses ?
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Luis J. Gomez@luisjgomez·
Long flight across the country! Ask me anything!
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Brandon Waters@Brandon_Waters·
Mentally still at the slab matching onesies with my cousin drinking whatever this was
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Brandon Waters@Brandon_Waters·
@GravySauceCream So dumb and played out to say this. I bet you’ve never competed in a sport successfully in your entire worthless life.
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Justin Credible@GravySauceCream·
hot take: pickleball requires minimal effort or skill and the people who play it simply lack the athletic ability to play tennis
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Brandon Waters@Brandon_Waters·
A lot of key players on this list I’m hoping will take team friendly deals. 🙏🙏
SleeperJaguars@SleeperJaguars

List of #Jaguars that will now hit Free Agency: 🐆Dyami Brown 🐆Emmanuel Ogbah 🐆Devin Lloyd 🐆Travis Etienne 🐆Andrew Wingard 🐆Greg Newsome 🐆Tim Patrick 🐆Austin Johnson 🐆Dennis Gardeck 🐆Dawuane Smoot 🐆Quintin Morris 🐆Montaric Brown 🐆Josh Cephus

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Brandon Waters@Brandon_Waters·
Mentally I am here whippin the titans ass with my sister and my beloved spin the casa champion
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Brandon Waters@Brandon_Waters·
I am a professional fighter, and can confidently say there are few things on this earth that I’ve done more humbling than this fuck ass game called golf.
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Brandon Waters@Brandon_Waters·
@pedrizzyy Did you just get this? I’ve always loved the FJ cruisers.
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Dro@pedrizzyy·
We’ve got tint 😎
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Brandon Waters@Brandon_Waters·
All Yorkies and similar size dogs are she/her pronouns, regardless of gender.
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Brandon Waters@Brandon_Waters·
This pic of Nathan making eye contact with the camera mid knee is killing me 🤣
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