Bro Jackson

@lana_rain This is an amazing picture

Do you actually like my tummy?

@elonmusk I’m the real deal but have nothing to show for it. Help me out with a good playing job or something. I need a break.

So many phonies, so few who are the real deal

@sukkisinn @ShanyaLexia NYC subway?

@ShanyaLexia I'll do the same :3

mayy i dm you random picsss? (answer quickly ☺️)

@DuncanSmithNBA You are an idiot. Both parties are guilty but democrats much more.

Republicans would be furious

@DuncanSmithNBA You have to. He plays hard.

All the jokes aside I enjoy Jalen so goddamn much

@BrittanyinTexas Why does that make them badass?

Mad respect to the USA Women’s Hockey Team — elite talent, unmatched grit, pure class. Proud of these women.

@SenWarren How about gas? The stock market?

Trump is lying. Coffee is up 18.3% Ground beef is up 17.2% Cereal is up 6.2 Bananas are up 5.4% Fish is up 5.1% Cookies are up 5%

@elonmusk Lease me a AWD model Y for no money down, $250 a month- I’ll take it this week.

Tesla self-driving makes traffic and long drives painless

@Geniustechw @grok who is this women? What is her @?

“We're all 9 out of 10s… why can't we find anyone?” 😭

@Suzierizzo1 You have issues and need help

This is the Olympic Men’s Hockey Team at a Glorified Strip Club E11EVEN in Miami some wearing their USA uniforms & Gold Metals singing the National Anthem! This is a disgrace to this Country & the teams they play for need to deal with this behavior now! Was Kash Patel there too!

@MHTruthUltra China reports their news in English? Yeah I call BS

This is how CHINA is reporting on the Epstein files 👀‼️

@Sadie_NC Gas is cheaper. Cars are cheaper

Well, MAGA, now that you got everything you wanted, how do you feel? Care to let him know?

@JOKAQARMY1 This is stupid- the US doesn’t “believe thrh csn get in the way” of these missles. Just because Iran has them, doesn’t mean they will use them. Even if they use them and sink a carrier, it doesn’t mean the US will lose the war

🤔

@maruimita Is the person with the tweezers retarded?

Wuh

@SusieM414141 It’s harmless. It’s funny. It works. Great job. It’s no worse that putting something that tastes terrible on someone’s fingernails to stop biting

This man's son had a serious addiction to his tablet. Any time the father tried to take it away, the son would cry, scream, throw a fit, and search for it until he found it again. At his wits' end on what to do, the father decided to draw circles around his child's eyes while he was sleeping. When the child woke up, the father claimed the dark circles were caused by the child's time on his tablet and that if he continued, he would go blind. This sparks a serious debate. Did this father go too far to save his son, or could he have just gotten rid of the tablet? Where do you draw the line in parenting? If it's me, I'm just going to get rid of the tablet altogether.

@elonmusk I’m buying a car today. Give me a great lease deal on the Y.

And they’re better cars

@Geniustechw Delusional

Describe Greta Thunberg in ONE word.

@Geniustechw Entitled

@Geniustechw Cunt (American slag)

@Katarinaishii Stay inside unless you need to go out and get something. Not a nice day for a walk.

Is it too cold to go outside today?