Bruce Shart

@Angie03772 @JeirisCook Angie was 3 going on 16

I was 2️⃣

@SezzaBeee @IamBellyButton @what_fish Don’t make me sound like the desperate one! (And FYI she looks nothing like her profile picture these days)

Whatever happened to the old Sunday evening karaoke streams on Telescope @SezzaBeee and @what_fish? ...obviously apart from Covid. Are you guys well and active in other pubs?! x

I miss watching @TonyJamesComedy being a terrible policeman on GTA.

I’m just pleased @The_Ambassador_ hasn’t amalgamated her fleets with her photos of grandparents. Yet.

@s_a_r_a_78 @littleleah78 Oh. I watched episode one last night. I knew nothing about it at all. So far so good

Anyone watching this yet?! Thinking of starting it tonight. I’ve read lots about this place in the past and it’s truly creepy. #CecilHotel #Netflix

@Cafferine @twi_age That’s amazing news. So pleased for you

@SezzaBeee happy new year and all that stuff

@The_Ambassador_ Aw shit house.

She’s gone. Not long after I left her this evening. I’m devastated. She was my whole heart.

@The_Ambassador_ I think you had me at “sorry” but you definitely had me at “morose”. Keep talking. Happy to listen any time (but video chat is probably a bit much)

I’m sorry that I’ve been so morose lately. My MH has taken a proper battering due to unresolved things surfacing from the precious breakdown I had and I made a pact that I’d always talk about it because *no one fucking does*.

@GenevieveD_ But I was just about to...... standing down

@The_Ambassador_ Some have described you as “unsurvivable”

Breaking News: I am a massive fucking danger.

@BCavaliere Check your IG message requests!!!

Birthday 🎂 instagram.com/p/CD37KjKFs_-n…

@AshleighLP @The_Ambassador_ You’ve been “toying” for years. Full stop.

@The_Ambassador_ I’ve been toying with the idea for years...it’s a timeless one

At what age does it become unacceptable to have a nose ring? I don’t ever want to take it out but don’t want to look mutton-y, you know?

@AshleighLP I mean. If you heard it, it must be true

Early morning deck pic for @BruceTaint He’s got the biggest deck in NZ I’ve heard