Bryson “Hammer” Dechambeau

Things I’m thankful for - fall golf - quarter zips - blondes - the penj - balcony beers - smoked meat - treaty oak revival - beer - rage baiting in-laws and grandparents - my turtle box This concludes my list if you disagree keep it to yourself

@PeterPaulson69 The head covers tell you everything you need to know

I’m curious what the number was #yikes

Holy fuck there’s more letters #BM4E

This guy fucking rocks #beaurgardmercerthefourth

@MarvinSacklyAU This is fucking sick

Gatekeeping this

@tjmaxx I’m inside you #tjmaxxing

@jeffknox55 Average random single the starter puts you with

I just wanted everyone to see this

@flowstatenick Guys probably a stick

My guy has been in the trenches for a while now

Everyone on the planet is having one hell of a weekend and I’m sitting on my couch with a drink doing absolute fuck all

@Brysonhammed Keep it in your pants guy

Rack attack #🪵

Work tune of the day, if you don’t like Parker keep your opinions to yourself #slop

Where the fuck do I sign #rocket

Joey… the hat needs to go. @Murda_OTB. This needs a place in the outlandish hat series. #shrinkthefuck

@flowstatenick 45 acp

Older brother finally beat me today. Congrats to him. I couldn’t have played much worse so lmk how I should off myself

The local Mexican joint had no idea what was in the forecast #tortapounder

Song of the day #REK

@jeffknox55 Got you lil bro 👊

Getting 30 likes as a new burner with no followers> getting thousands of likes as a established burner

Bring quality album covers back #QualityControl #tight

@jeffknox55 I miss you

@Brysonhammed Asshole

Wearing brands you can afford at places you can’t be #Engagementbaiting

@flowstatenick I have shit come outta my ass look more appetizing than that slop

@Brysonhammed Your southern ass don’t know shit

They body of yours is absurd #skyline