Paul Buckley

@MrsNigel As somebod who studied food microbiology , this made be laugh out loud and made my day

Jenrick vs Badenoch is like having to choose between Salmonella and Listeria. Both are deeply unpleasant but one is more dangerous if you are pregnant.

THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS Scans pretty well to "I Just Want To Make Love To You" actually

Superlative.

Everything you need to know about Nigel Farage

“Do you have anything for a couple of massive fannies?”

@Eyeswideopen69 Was listening in the car to the discussion- great points, well made, loved it

Have had a few words with Iain Dale on LBC tonight… Deeply frustrated with the density of my debating partner…

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It’s our patriotic duty to swim in other people’s shit. 🏊‍♂️💩 #TorySewageParty

The tide is turning! When you have your 88 year old dad, saying he will 'never, ever vote Tory and what they are doing is bloody disgusting' Then you know they have lost!

What the actual fuck? It’s been reported that Johnson said to Lord Cruddas that he wishes he could “wipe away” his resignation, that he’ll stand if on the ballot. I wish we could wipe Johnson away but he’s a shit that won’t flush.

This is the end of the argument. Ironically, it is the absurd GB News having to endure this masterclass in simply articulated, balanced, fact-based, expertise. If you believe any other version of events, good luck tying your shoelaces this morning.

Great to hear Therese Coffey is backing Liz Truss in our leadership race. They really are the dream team. Witty, wise & both quite wonderful. Our two Kardashians Our Thelma & Louise Our Ginger Spice & Teddy Spice Our Emily & Charlotte Brontë Liz is on her way! #SupportTruss ✅🇬🇧

Someone put the succession theme tune over Rishi Sunak's campaign video

Fascinated to find out how racist supporters of a racist policy will respond to the news that the racist politicians they vote for because they're racist can't even get racist policies right. And all while they continue to pretend that they're not remotely racist. Tune in at 10am

What an embarrassing clusterfuckingshambles. Eminently predictable and yet more shame heaped onto this country by a government that couldn't run a fucking whelk stall if it was given a year's supply of sodding whelks. FFS bring in some adults who know what they're doing.

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Lets Go level 48