Professor Crewel

“These curs love snapping at my hand. As their owner, I should hone my magic to thoroughly instill discipline in them.” divus crewel rp information!

@FemmeOMalley @loaswhisper Hey.

@loaswhisper @ButchCrewel LOPSIDED

today i called crewel’s dalmatian keychain a lafufu… he wacked me with his pointer

@loaswhisper I Will Beat Sam’s Ass

@ButchCrewel WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

@ButchCrewel R u shocked. I know he’s chopped but he’s really friggin sick

@loaswhisper ?

@ButchCrewel CLEARLYYY you haven’t witnessed his footwork abilities!! I’ll have him kick u in the throat

@loaswhisper He’s 25 years old. What is he going to do.

@ButchCrewel You heard me!!! I’m TATTLING!!

@loaswhisper ?

@ButchCrewel im telling. my brother on you

@loaswhisper I’ll get you.

@ButchCrewel No I totally said that

Heard Sherie whisper that I need a burger because my ankles are too thin and I felt the vein in my head pop out.

@ELITEBALL_ACE I’ve been told. They’re…distractingly thin.

@ButchCrewel Why was she looking at them in the first place

@buryurgold WELL I DO NOT CARE.

@ButchCrewel ?!?!!??!?!?! I WAS TRYING TO BE A CONCERNED FRIEND!!!!!!!!

@buryurgold I hope you find bedbugs in your hair and they crawl out whilst you’re speaking with Sam.

@ButchCrewel Shes onto something though you do not stand a good chance against a strong wind

@offthecog .

@ButchCrewel You know whats green?? My girlfriend's dorm color ☺️ good afternoon Mr Crewel.

Why’re we all green. Y’know what’s green…my wife’s eyes 😞💚

@ButchCrewel Its true!! I would never lie.

Wife took my hand and told me she was going to have a time with me #Whatdatmean

@loaswhisper ???? Pardon me.

@ButchCrewel #playinginthatbooty

@battyvanrouge No????

@ButchCrewel Shes going to assassinate you, hope this helps!!

@FemmeOMalley ? That’s not what you implied, my heart…☹️

@ButchCrewel It means I’m going to feed you raisin butter ☺️ And love you 😊 Because I love you 🥰

@7BandsOwner Well…because you’re not very good…

@ButchCrewel Why’s my grade still a C then

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