ButtMonster69
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ButtMonster69
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If you’re reading this it’s already too late


BREAKING: White House holding active discussions about others leaving the administration, including FBI Director Kash Patel, Army Secretary Daniel Driscoll, and Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer, per the Atlantic

JUST IN - Pete Hegseth fires two more generals, David Hodne and William Green Jr., alongside Army Chief Of Staff Randy George — Reuters

Rate the Kelce brothers’ Masters Champions Dinner menus


Pam Bondi and Donald Trump may think her firing gets her out of testifying to the Oversight Committee. They are wrong - and we look forward to hearing from her under oath.

BREAKING: President Trump has informed Attorney General Pam Bondi that “her time as Attorney General is nearing its end,” per Semafor.

There are 50 Rice's whales left alive on Earth. They live nowhere else but the Gulf of Mexico. The admin’s own scientists said *last year* oil & gas drilling would drive the species to extinction. Today, Trump's cabinet removed every protection standing between the oil industry and these animals’ deaths.


BREAKING: New COVID-19 variant nicknamed “Cicada” has been detected in multiple U.S. states and countries and is being monitored by health officials.

BREAKING: Politico reports that Trump will use his primetime speech to say that the war is 'winding down' and US objectives have been met, while saying that allies are responsible for reopening the Strait of Hormuz.



Just got a call from my ticket rep to renew my season tickets. My response: we should trade Breece Hall and draft…. She said:: sir, we can upgrade you at only…. Me: nah I’m good, we aren’t winning much with this coach, good luck. I want to but not the time right now!” Her: we do offer group packages for other games like you have also done before Me: yeah u robbed me already. Silence……. Her: well if there is anything else I can help you with. Me: no.



