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This man @Gladd fell asleep on stream for 2+ hours, comes back, and starts stuffing his face with wings without saying a word.

nigga did you just bust on me?

The older I get, the sadder this song becomes 😔

@DUDEwipes @JCFights Unavailable on your site tho 🤨

@JCFights this is why we invented the pocket pack

Hotel camera catches Former NBA player Dahntay Jones digging in his butt, sniffing it, and smearing it on the wall 😭

@SOTSPodcast People hate just to hate

MAPHRA has released a cover of Silence by The Plot In You.

@SomaKazima2 Looks like a comfy ass couch tho

Dogs are slick af 😭😭😭 cause you know you ain't supposed to be on that couch

@0xNftLegend @NASA So why haven’t you been hired at NASA, genius?

@NASA Meanwhile real shape of earth looks like this in reality

1972 ➡️2026 Apollo 17 ➡️ Artemis II

@NASA Love coming to the comments to see the geniuses of Twitter

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

Good morning, world! 🌎 We have spectacular new high-resolution images of our home planet, all of us looking back through the Orion capsule window at our Artemis II astronauts as they continue their journey to the Moon.

@DrClownPhD Why does Voldemort have a nose

Type sh*t, type sh*t!

@GinoMachino Oh my god.

After months of preparation and practice, I've managed to beat all Elder Scrolls games 1 through 5 in a row without taking a single point of damage. A run many thought would be impossible. If Elder Scrolls 6 comes out in my lifetime (surely) I look forward to doing this again with it included

@RobKuhn_ Can someone explain this to me cuz I have no idea what just happened

The Boy who Dripped.

@Breaking911 Took the judge entirely too long to realize that she was driving 💀

The stupid prize of the day goes to this woman. There’s stupid — and then there’s stupid.

@TheRoyalSerf Should’ve given him a Glock switch

@dsford55 @grok @FAFO_TV Bro the ai isn’t a person. Go read a book or go outside lol

@grok @FAFO_TV @grok

MAPHRA's cover of "Doomed" by Bring Me The Horizon has shot to the top of Billboard's Hot Hard Rock Songs chart this week, overtaking heavyweights like Motionless In White, Sleep Token, and Bad Omens. x.com/scenevid/statu…

@aibytekat I get it all done eventually but I need a to-do list with checkmarks so I can cross them off as I do them.

How to understand ADHD overwhelm in 35 seconds.

People with ADHD after trying a hobby and not being experts 10 minutes into doing it

@LornaShore needs a Star Wars themed shirt for their May 6th concert for “Revenge of the Sixth”