Calytrix

Thursday| Dave the Diver |4pm PST| 5pm MT| 6pm CST| 7pm EST

Happy Easter you dorks #SaeTheBlob

@Baka_Sae @logknn Adorablob

It's time for a lazy Saturday morning vibe..... I swear to god I just woke up....(yesterday) #SaeTheBlob 🎨@logknn

Date everything today! twitch.tv/CalytrixVT

Be honest here, would you trust me if I was a magical girl? ✨

I find it bogus that we can’t reproduce asexually or do what sea horses do. Bummer plus side least we don’t do what the snails do and love dart each other…

Sunday| Date Everything| 7pm PST| 8pm MT| 9pm CST| 10 pm EST

@muse_avocado APPARENTLY lmaooo

Sweetest dalingering woman during my dental screaming was asking my questions on some stuff and asked “are you ***ually active” I said no & she was like “of course I know your not” & I’m like DAMN OKAY! she def didn’t mean offense but since we both dalingering it made sense LMAO

@PlusUI192917 She legit said “yea no bitches” * WH E E E E Z E*

@CCalytrix Damn called out like that 🤣😂

@PlusUI192917 Least it’s better than the “no friends?” Smack talk someone did after taking my waste sample LMAO damn that dude was brutal for no reason!

Sushi time! Dave the diver! twitch.tv/CalytrixVT

I realize something very quickly when playing palworld with a friend…..I dunno how to build a house. Like…a traditional HOUSE! The thought of it doesn’t translate! I can build a gigantic complex fort but a basic house!??? With a roof??? Noooo….

Sunday| Dave the diver| 4pm MT| 5pm CST| 6pm EST

When playing my harvest moon game on my gameboy I realized I never got heccin married in the game. I’m like ???? Come to realize my baby self was on a mission to collect all the bachelor guys hearts like Pokémon but wouldn’t commit. Like wtf….huh??

Happy April fools ya’ll may your pranks be fruitful

Gorilla stream! CollarXmalice twitch.tv/CalytrixVT

My hair has gotten so long I need to cut it at some point. Maybe once summer hits I can go for my usual hair due or maybe something else

God dammit all I wanna do is spend the entire day streaming Dave the diver ahhh…. That and a bunch of VN’s

SURPRISE STREAM! Morrre feeeeshing!!! twitch.tv/CalytrixVT