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⋆·˚ ༘ * 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐬
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"The government doesn't treat its people well, regardless of if whether or not they're good or bad. What's your point?" A brief sigh. "That's why you look at other variables. Things like habitat, travel and you do work ups to check complete health."

cause he's a fucking lizard.

…. That’s not what I meant and you know it.

Why can’t people ever do the sensible thing and fuck in silence?


god bless. i'm sweating so bad, becca.

something wrong with me pressing my morning wood into my mattress?

What on earth did he come back to?

you're saying jill is patrick .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ

it's so fucking hot out i'm genuinely debating going shirtless at work and getting a warning.

hey, you basically called me patrick, and i'm fine with it. gary's cool.



i missed that episode—— .. but you ain’t squidward. wesker’s squidward. can’t tell me he didn’t use to have squidward vibes back in the day.


